Oh, this is good: Obama to Bush: I Can Release Your Records. Don't Like It? Sue.
Oh my fucking god.
He's EVEN BETTER than I had hoped.
I think I'm swooning.
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
'Serenity'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2009 7:31:30 am PST #3037 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
juliana - Jan 22, 2009 7:35:02 am PST #3038 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Oh, this is good: Obama to Bush: I Can Release Your Records. Don't Like It? Sue.
AWESOME.
Also, awwwww, Aretha (talking about singing on Tuesday): [link]
Yesterday, Mother Nature was not very kind to me. I'm going to deal with her when I get home. It, by no means, was my standard. I was not happy with it, but I just feel blessed because it could have been five above zero or five below zero like it is in Detroit.
I was still blessed to be able to pretty much just sing the melody, but I wasn't happy with it, of course.
Don't worry, Your Highness. Your "below-standard" is miles above most others' "OMGAWESOME." And your hat kicked all sorts of ass.
Trudy Booth - Jan 22, 2009 7:35:16 am PST #3039 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Obama to Bush: I Can Release Your Records. Don't Like It? Sue.
I'll be in my bunk.
juliana - Jan 22, 2009 7:35:31 am PST #3040 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Le oops. Double-postiness!
Miracleman - Jan 22, 2009 7:36:54 am PST #3041 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh, this is good: Obama to Bush: I Can Release Your Records. Don't Like It? Sue.
Bush: He cain't do that! Can he do that?
Cheney: We'll fight that son of a bitch to the bitter end.
Bush: I mean...do those records include...everything?
Cheney: Probably.
Bush: Even, you know...cell phone...stuff?
Cheney: "Cell phone stuff"?
Bush: Well, I, uh...I took my cell phone, see and as a joke, you know...I, uh...stuck it down my drawers and took a picture.
Cheney: Crap. So did I.
*beat*
Bush/Cheney: CALL MY LAWYER!
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2009 7:38:04 am PST #3042 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Future generations should have a textbook of the Bush/Cheney years.
As written by Miracleman.
Jessica - Jan 22, 2009 7:40:40 am PST #3043 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You know, I thought Jon Stewart was kidding when he said Obama would need a week to fix the Middle East.
Now I'm wondering if that was a conservative estimate...
Jesse - Jan 22, 2009 7:42:04 am PST #3044 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not banned, just strongly discouraged. My personal feeling is that it's 2009 and the Secret Service should learn to work with it.
And someone smart enough to be president is probably smart enough not to use email for things like "OK, see you at noon at 14th and K!" or "Go ahead and bomb the shit out of those losers."
ION, I just tried this new bagel place by my office, and it was good, except the "everything" bagel didn't have salt on it. The place sells salt bagels! If I had known there would be no salt on the everything bagel, I would have just gotten the salt bagel. Ah well.
Kathy A - Jan 22, 2009 7:43:05 am PST #3045 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Well, considering that his first phone calls to foreign leaders weren't to the standard BFFs of the USA (Britain, France, etc.), but were instead to the main players in the Middle East, he's at least showing them that he considers them priority one.
lisah - Jan 22, 2009 7:45:06 am PST #3046 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
I started to cry in the car again when they said "President Obama."
In other news of things that make me cry, I am very arithmatic challenged and I need to figure out some vacation expenses and it's giving me a headache. I know this should be easy but it's just not to me. Anybody want to help?
We rented a car for 7 days (Saturday to Saturday) for a total of $387. 3 people shared that car for 3 days. 2 of those people then shared it for 1 day. And 1 of those people had it alone for the remaining 3 days. How much does each person owe?
This is way beyond my skills.