Megan E! It's so weird to see you tagless. Didn't you have the one about putting it in your mouth? I never knew what the hell that was about.
Oh, look at the pretties!
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jul 20, 2009 10:01:10 am PDT #29944 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 10:10:27 am PDT #29945 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Doncha hate it when you have a big hangnail and you don't have a fingernail clipper with you to cut it off?
msbelle - Jul 20, 2009 10:15:07 am PDT #29946 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
attn coffee drinkers (assuming you make it at home): Ethiopian coffee to benefit our orphanage [link]
StuntHusband - Jul 20, 2009 10:27:03 am PDT #29947 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
I have found my ideal career. (SFW, except for potential COMM factor.)
Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 10:34:35 am PDT #29948 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.
Aw, man!
Gudanov - Jul 20, 2009 10:36:48 am PDT #29949 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Last night my wife asked me to get a vanilla ice cream in a cup or dish from McDonalds. So I go there and I ask for a vanilla ice cream in a cup or dish. I was informed that they only serve ice cream on a cone. Then I noticed they sold sundaes so I ordered a sundae with no topping. Thus, I was able to get vanilla ice cream in a cup even though they can't do that.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 10:38:35 am PDT #29950 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude. Just like Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces.
DavidS - Jul 20, 2009 10:39:24 am PDT #29951 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Thus, I was able to get vanilla ice cream in a cup even though they can't do that.
I don't suppose you've seen the tuna sandwich scene in the movie Five Easy Pieces have you?
Same sitch, but with added Jack Nicholson rage.
DavidS - Jul 20, 2009 10:39:34 am PDT #29952 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
xpost!
Dana - Jul 20, 2009 10:42:35 am PDT #29953 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Very cheerful spam I just got:
Aloha, my dear friend!
A bird needs wings, and I need YOU! We are two wings of one couple.As soon as we'll meet each other we will fly in the world of love! [URL redacted.]
As soon as we'll meat each other we'll become happy and our life will become valuable! Who am I and what do I like? I like the outdoors and to travel to new exciting places around the world when I can. I love riding my push bike or a walk along the park when I can. I am looking for a non smoker. I am looking for long term relationships. I want to spend my life with a right man.
And I want him to be happy with me. I want to become his rock. I want you to share with me all bad and good moments of your life! If you are interested I would love to hear from you.
Kiss-kiss
Irysha C.