Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 19, 2009 9:38:46 am PDT #29843 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A whole bunch of awesome science tattoos: [link]

I love this coelacanth tat: [link]

And this guide to squid anatomy: [link]

And this mantis: Feminism and Cannibalism

I am a soil scientist and entomologist. My favorite insects/arthropods are praying mantises, psuedoscorpions and spiders. I am also a big time feminist. I find praying mantises to be so fascinating, and while they are extremely adept killing machines, they are also one of the oldest insects around! This tattoo is a metaphor for my independance and tribute to my mantis friends.From Wikipedia: Sexual cannibalism is common among mantids in captivity, and under some circumstances may also be observed in the field. The female may start feeding by biting off the male’s head (as with any prey), and if mating had begun, the male’s movements may become even more vigorous in its delivery of sperm. Early researchers thought that because copulatory movement is controlled by ganglion in the abdomen, not the head, removal of the male’s head was a reproductive strategy by females to enhance fertilisation while obtaining sustenance. Later, this bizarre behaviour appeared to be an artifact of intrusive laboratory observation. Whether the behaviour in the field is natural, or also the result of distractions caused by the human observer, remains controversial. Mantises are highly visual creatures, and notice any disturbance occurring in the laboratory or field such as bright lights or moving scientists. Research by Liske and Davis (1987) and others found (e.g. using video recorders in vacant rooms) that Chinese mantises that had been fed ad libitum (so were not starving) actually displayed elaborate courtship behavior when left undisturbed. The male engages the female in courtship dance, to change her interest from feeding to mating. Courtship display has also been observed in other species, but it does not hold for all mantises. So in fact, the common assumption that all females cannabilize their mates either during/after copulation is debated because most observations of this were in a lab, where the mantis was likely highly aware of her captors. I have a magnet on my fridge with a woman in a wedding dress that says…”Marriage? No…I don’t mate well in captivity!”


Jessica - Jul 19, 2009 9:46:04 am PDT #29844 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dylan just climbed out of his crib instead of taking a nap. KILL ME NOW.

(We thought he'd finally fallen asleep because it was so quiet in there. Turns out it was too quiet because a few minutes later he waltzed out of his room saying "Sleep well?" We put him back and told him to stay in his crib and take a nap. Now it's quiet again...)


Cashmere - Jul 19, 2009 9:48:11 am PDT #29845 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

You have my sympathies, Jessica. It's the beginning of the fun phase of toddlerhood.


Jessica - Jul 19, 2009 9:50:24 am PDT #29846 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The water level is rising, as my cousin says.

[eta - And I just realized this means a whole new level of toddler-proofing in the cabin next week. Whatever bedroom the crib is in will have to be scrubbed clean of choking hazards before we let him nap there.]


Kat - Jul 19, 2009 10:35:20 am PDT #29847 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Noah's been sleeping in a bed for a while now. He pops out on occasion saying, "Mommy tired too?" When he really gets down, then we move him to a crib.

I'm making peach frozen dessert. I can't decide if I want to do it milk free and make sorbet or add condensed milk and a touch of yogurt for ice cream.

I don't think it matters because the reason I'm making it at all is to have champagne floats with peach. Like a bellini.


msbelle - Jul 19, 2009 10:38:26 am PDT #29848 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

god help us, we went to Toys-r-us in Times Square.


Lee - Jul 19, 2009 10:41:10 am PDT #29849 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

But you lived to tell about it!


msbelle - Jul 19, 2009 10:47:44 am PDT #29850 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well yes, I even refrained from actually yelling at tourists, but only just. E now has a replacement for the toy that broke, a backpack to start 3rd GRADE!!! (how did THAT happen) and couple of extra things that I found.


Jesse - Jul 19, 2009 11:24:29 am PDT #29851 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I bailed on the library but did get laundry and nails done. I didn't really have lunch, so of course now I'm ready for dinner. Hmm.


msbelle - Jul 19, 2009 12:48:22 pm PDT #29852 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

cannot make the new Transformer toy transform!!!! ARGH!