And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 9:23:13 am PDT #29450 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot, he wants you out, doesn't he? He'd be shooting himself in the foot if he gave you a bad recommendation.

That's what I'm thinking/hoping.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 9:23:53 am PDT #29451 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I'm going to look at a place here in Evanston tonight. I could be living a 20 minute walk away from work.


brenda m - Jul 16, 2009 9:25:24 am PDT #29452 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Chances that they would actually call are pretty slim. Chicago's rental market is not like the East Coast cities where they can pick and choose.


megan walker - Jul 16, 2009 9:27:01 am PDT #29453 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Chances that they would actually call are pretty slim.

This. They are probably just asking to see if you'll provide it without question (i.e., implying there's no problem).


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 9:30:10 am PDT #29454 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chicago's rental market is not like the East Coast cities where they can pick and choose.

Yeah, I've been surprised at the number of "deals" in the craiglist listings - like no security deposit, half-month rent free and whatnot.


DavidS - Jul 16, 2009 9:30:48 am PDT #29455 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmmm, I just got spam from Azalee Panis.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 16, 2009 9:30:50 am PDT #29456 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Weird, I just answered a trivia question during an office baby shower about the age of the oldest mother to give birth. And now she's dead.


Scrappy - Jul 16, 2009 9:31:04 am PDT #29457 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

They are also looking at your overall history--if you moved every two months, for example, that's a red flag.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 9:31:57 am PDT #29458 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They are also looking at your overall history--if you moved every two months, for example, that's a red flag.

Oh good - I've been at this last place about 8 years.


§ ita § - Jul 16, 2009 9:33:09 am PDT #29459 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was just watching an episode of Science's top 100 discoveries, and they mentioned the guy who discovered sperm. For the first time I am led to wonder about how that little discovery came about. Like, was he using his own spunk?