Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 21, 2009 10:28:43 am PST #2885 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sue - Jan 21, 2009 10:30:16 am PST #2886 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
Man, the Onion needs no help, does it.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 21, 2009 10:30:28 am PST #2887 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
It's headlines like that that make the Onion almost superfluous.
sumi - Jan 21, 2009 10:35:32 am PST #2888 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
2008 Most Popular Dogs in the U.S. (i.e, top AKC dogs by registration numbers in 2008:
1. Labrador Retriever
2. Yorkshire Terrier
3. German Shepherd Dog
4. Golden Retriever
5. Beagle
6. Boxer
7. Dachshund
8. Bulldog
9. Poodle
10. Shih Tzu
Top ten favorite AKC breeds in the 50 biggest US cities.
Chicago's top ten AKC registered breeds:
1. Labrador Retriever
2. German Shepherd Dog
3. Yorkshire Terrier
4. Boxer
5. Bulldog
6. Golden Retriever
7. Rottweiler
8. Dachshund
9. Boston Terriers
10. Shih Tzu/Vizsla
Gudanov - Jan 21, 2009 10:39:09 am PST #2889 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Both our dogs are shelter dogs so "breed" is a bit subjective, but we've got a beagle so we're with the crowd there. Our other dog is harder to place breedwise.
brenda m - Jan 21, 2009 10:39:27 am PST #2890 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That is both horrible and has me gasping with laughter at my desk. Just like the best of the Onion, come to think.
Gudanov - Jan 21, 2009 10:41:43 am PST #2891 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
It's certainly up there with Cheney shooting a guy in the face or Fabio getting hit in the face by a bird.
Calli - Jan 21, 2009 10:42:46 am PST #2892 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Why no beagle love in Chicago?
Sue - Jan 21, 2009 10:44:37 am PST #2893 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Okay, has everyone else seen this? Obama's open letter to his kids in Parade Magazine: [link]
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2009 10:45:30 am PST #2894 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
2008 Most Popular Dogs in the U.S. (i.e, top AKC dogs by registration numbers in 2008:
9. Poodle
That amuses me, coming on the heels of the Chirac story.
It's certainly up there with Cheney shooting a guy in the face
Once again, after all this time, I need to state: that will NEVER stop being funny.