Man Dies After Fall Into Chocolate Tank
They haven't released his name, so we're all going to call him Augustus Gloop.
That sounds like an awful way to go, though. I'm not sure you could appreciate drowning in chocolate while you were being burned alive.
So who here remembers when I burned my finger on a Pop-Tart? Was it Saturday? Anyway, the blister just popped. Should I do anything to the burn area? or is it OK at this point?
I'd put on antibiotic and bandage.
Hmmm... do we have bandaids here?
OK, there's a question no other Buffista could answer....
That's about as bad as the 19 people in Boston who drowned in molasses after the holding tank burst some 100 years ago, flooding the streets with the sticky stuff.
In "I really hope Olbermann talks about this tonight!" news, morning FoxNews anchor makes racist comment. (Huge surprise, I know!)
Kilmeade and two colleagues were discussing a study that, based on research done in Finland and Sweden, showed people who stay married are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's. Kilmeade questioned the results, though, saying, "We are -- we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ..."
At this point, his co-host tried to -- in that jokey morning show way -- tell Kilmeade he needed to shut up, and quick, for his own sake. But he didn't get the message, adding, "See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes.... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."
Kilmeade proceeded to tell his national television audience, "In America, we marry everybody. Some will marry Italians, the Irish...."
I love the last line in the article on WM.
Must ... not ... violate ... Godwin's law....
We...do?
Well... you know, some of those right wingnuts and sheep...
What could possibly be going on his brain, to think he needed to say that?
I don't think the DOMA allows for that.