Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2009 11:46:18 am PDT #28084 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Man Dies After Fall Into Chocolate Tank

They haven't released his name, so we're all going to call him Augustus Gloop.

That sounds like an awful way to go, though. I'm not sure you could appreciate drowning in chocolate while you were being burned alive.


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2009 11:47:58 am PDT #28085 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So who here remembers when I burned my finger on a Pop-Tart? Was it Saturday? Anyway, the blister just popped. Should I do anything to the burn area? or is it OK at this point?


Gudanov - Jul 08, 2009 11:48:46 am PDT #28086 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I'd put on antibiotic and bandage.


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2009 11:50:18 am PDT #28087 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hmmm... do we have bandaids here?

OK, there's a question no other Buffista could answer....


Kathy A - Jul 08, 2009 11:50:49 am PDT #28088 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That's about as bad as the 19 people in Boston who drowned in molasses after the holding tank burst some 100 years ago, flooding the streets with the sticky stuff.

In "I really hope Olbermann talks about this tonight!" news, morning FoxNews anchor makes racist comment. (Huge surprise, I know!)

Kilmeade and two colleagues were discussing a study that, based on research done in Finland and Sweden, showed people who stay married are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's. Kilmeade questioned the results, though, saying, "We are -- we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ..."

At this point, his co-host tried to -- in that jokey morning show way -- tell Kilmeade he needed to shut up, and quick, for his own sake. But he didn't get the message, adding, "See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes.... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."

Kilmeade proceeded to tell his national television audience, "In America, we marry everybody. Some will marry Italians, the Irish...."


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2009 11:52:23 am PDT #28089 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We are -- we keep marrying other species

We...do?


Gudanov - Jul 08, 2009 11:53:29 am PDT #28090 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I love the last line in the article on WM.

Must ... not ... violate ... Godwin's law....


Barb - Jul 08, 2009 11:53:41 am PDT #28091 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

We...do?

Well... you know, some of those right wingnuts and sheep...


-t - Jul 08, 2009 11:54:51 am PDT #28092 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What could possibly be going on his brain, to think he needed to say that?


Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2009 11:54:51 am PDT #28093 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't think the DOMA allows for that.