Fred ,'Smile Time'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Whee!
I just got an e-mail from the Obama administration telling me that Amazon.com has shipped my talking Pegasus that craps $1000.00 bills!
However, it looks like shipment of my flying car has been delayed. They'd better hurry that shit up or I'm voting third party in 2012.
It is a good morning, isn't it?
I'm surprised that there isn't a similar "youtube" of Bush with and without faux Texan accent
This video presumes to diagnose him as having cognitive problems (which is fun to joke about but, seriously? from video clips? get your head out of your tush...) but is has clips of him speaking ten years apart.
I think the accent is thinner actually IN Texas THEN... but its not as dramatic as the Sarah Palin IGS video. [link]
I just got an e-mail from the Obama administration telling me that Amazon.com has shipped my talking Pegasus that craps $1000.00 bills!
Oh, so YOU'RE the reason that mine is on back-order!
Need your cats to get a paying job?
Brilliant!
Oh, so YOU'RE the reason that mine is on back-order!
Gotta get your order in early, toots! First come, first flying across town on the back of a mythical creature with a bucket strapped to its ass.
Gotta get your order in early, toots! First come, first flying across town on the back of a mythical creature with a bucket strapped to its ass.
Obama never mentioned THAT. Damn him for luring me in with his comic-book-reading, Blackberry-loving, Mac-using geektastic ways!
Next time, I read the fine print.
Not from The Onion: SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY Is January 21: Are You Ready?
Today is squirrel appreciation day. While everyone can celebrate squirrels in their own way, we wanted to point you to some useful resources around the Web to get you started.
First off, if you're short on time -- and who isn't these days? -- there's always the quick Squirrel Appreciation Day e-card route.
There's also a guide to Squirrel Appreciation Day activities at eHow -- here's a teaser for that:
1. Check local television listings for documentaries about squirrels. The National Geographic Channel and Animal Planet are likely to have a special presentation.
2. Look out your window. Squirrels are everywhere. What can you learn about squirrels just by watching them in your own backyard?
3. Read a book about squirrels and their natural habitat.
4. Research squirrels online. You'll find several sites dedicated just to our furry friends. Did you know, for instance, that there are 365 species of squirrels?
I just got an e-mail from the Obama administration telling me that Amazon.com has shipped my talking Pegasus that craps $1000.00 bills!
Dang, that sounds better than my Unigoat. Sure he eats garbage and craps gold, but he's not transportation.
Bwah to the self-righteousness powered Echo. I love that car!
Also, I appreciated squirrels on Monday. I gave them pieces of orange, and they appreciated me back. So I think I'm off for today.