Never send a minion to do a god's work.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 07, 2009 10:57:34 am PDT #27854 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some people just have a cruel sense of humor, I guess. I mean, what's the point (what's supposed to be funny) about a prank that causes extreme emotional distress to someone?


StuntHusband - Jul 07, 2009 11:01:03 am PDT #27855 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Dalton is the King of France; it's Nigel Terry (better known as Arthur in "Excalibur", and an antagonist in a NuWho episode) who is the weasel-John. "My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!"

And Hopkins' Richard responds, "Let's strike a flint and see."

I *worship* that "Lion in Winter". The most effective use of words as weapons in the English language, in my experience.

"I wonder...do you wonder...if I ever slept...with your father," ponders Eleanor to her husband Henry.

"I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled."

I could go on and on. (Ask Jilli; I have gone on and on...for decades.)


Gudanov - Jul 07, 2009 11:01:12 am PDT #27856 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I absolutely hate the fact that we have credit card debt. I feel financially paralyzed because of the amount we spend on retiring that debt. However, it we had the exact same amount of debt on a car loan, I'd feel like we were fine. The exact same amount added to our mortgage principal and I'd feel like we were very financially smart. It's all debt though and currently the interest is less than a car loan, though more than the mortgage. It's not so much the amount as the type of debt that bothers me about it.


brenda m - Jul 07, 2009 11:01:18 am PDT #27857 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Those fake lottery tickets are a regular feature on America's Funniest Home Videos. It's pretty sad, actually. They are usually $10K on the show, and the way the people act, $10K is huge to them.

I hate pranks.

Yeah, that's not a prank, that's a giant fuck you. I can't imagine doing that to someone.


Jessica - Jul 07, 2009 11:01:51 am PDT #27858 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, that was embarrassing. My boss came over to give me my bonus statement and a very nice pep talk about how she wishes it could have been more because I'm so great and work hard and go above and beyond blah blah nicecakes...while I had MyBrute running in the background on the Mac.

D'oh!

(In my defense, the network was down so my PC was basically useless and I had nothing else to do. But still, what timing.)


Burrell - Jul 07, 2009 11:01:53 am PDT #27859 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think a $10K prank is rotten, nasty mean.

Or what JZ said.

I am not, in general, a Rochester fan as he reminds me more of Heathcliff than Darcy, but after reading JZ's description I think I'll netflix that version.


Sheryl - Jul 07, 2009 11:05:09 am PDT #27860 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I guess some people are just dickweeds.(in reference to the fake winning ticket prank)

(I left work early feeling utterly crappy. Feeling a little better now, but sometimes I really hate being a woman)


Kathy A - Jul 07, 2009 11:15:58 am PDT #27861 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, Sheryl, I had that issue last Monday--I left after only a few hours at work with the worst cramps I've had since I was a teen.

"I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled."

Hee! I had a medieval history teacher who loved Eleanor anecdotes. He told us that, the morning after her wedding to Henry II, she came out on the balcony and told everyone how much better he was in the sack than Louis.


Fred Pete - Jul 07, 2009 11:16:54 am PDT #27862 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Re Lion in Winter -- What StuntHusband said. It's one of the most quotable movies ever. And not just because Hepburn makes the most of her lines.

"I know. You know I know. And I know you know I know. And Henry knows it.

"We're a very knowledgeable family."


Steph L. - Jul 07, 2009 11:17:03 am PDT #27863 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My boss came over to give me my bonus statement and a very nice pep talk about how she wishes it could have been more

Not $10K?

(Which I would *totally* think is a lot, good god.)