It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 07, 2009 10:38:57 am PDT #27841 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rumor has it that Corey Feldman is there in MJ "Dangerous" era drag.

Yeah. I saw a picture.


flea - Jul 07, 2009 10:41:25 am PDT #27842 of 30000
information libertarian

Those fake lottery tickets are a regular feature on America's Funniest Home Videos. It's pretty sad, actually. They are usually $10K on the show, and the way the people act, $10K is huge to them.

I hate pranks.


StuntHusband - Jul 07, 2009 10:44:09 am PDT #27843 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

$10K would be a huge deal to me - it would pay off 90% of my extant debt (n.b. not all. I R a poor money-manager.)

Someone faked me out with a phoney "winning" scratch card, there would be eXXXtreme violence (as the Alchemist might say).


megan walker - Jul 07, 2009 10:44:13 am PDT #27844 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Rumor has it that Corey Feldman is there in MJ "Dangerous" era drag.

I don't know about that but there were a bunch of people in the first row with one glove on.


megan walker - Jul 07, 2009 10:46:25 am PDT #27845 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

$10K would allow me to pay off those polar bears at Chase, which would be very nice.


Gudanov - Jul 07, 2009 10:47:07 am PDT #27846 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

$10k would be huge for me too. That would wipe out 1/6 of my total debt, mortgage included.


JZ - Jul 07, 2009 10:47:19 am PDT #27847 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I thought Dalton was John?

Embarrassed to confess that I've never seen it and don't know who he was.

In my head, he is and will always be Mr. Rochester to Zelah Clarke's Jane. Brooding and snarky and deeply damaged and terribly, wretchedly hot. I know he's done other stuff before and since, but he's as thoroughly Rochester as Colin Firth is Darcy--I see his face, I hardly even think of the actor's name, it's just "Oh, Mr. Rochester is in a James Bond movie" or "Huh, Mr. Darcy's in a movie with Emma Thompson."

eta: 10K wouldn't solve all our money woes, but it would help a hell of a lot, and a fake 10K would lead to tears and recriminations at best, but more likely me choking the ever-lovin' shit out of someone in a blind unstoppable rage.


Amy - Jul 07, 2009 10:50:35 am PDT #27848 of 30000
Because books.

God, $10K would make me weep with joy right now. Hell, $5K would.


Kathy A - Jul 07, 2009 10:51:26 am PDT #27849 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, JZ, you must see Lion in Winter!!! It's all so much excellent acting (Dalton as the weasel John, Anthony Hopkins as the scheming and closeted Richard, I forget who but someone really hot as their forgotten brother Geoffrey, O'Toole as the aging horndog Henry II, and Kate Hepburn as the magnificent Eleanor), wrapped up in the most overwrought familial soap opera in history.

No one can ever say that the Plantagenets did anything small.


Jessica - Jul 07, 2009 10:53:17 am PDT #27850 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

10K wouldn't solve all our money woes, but it would help a hell of a lot, and a fake 10K would lead to tears and recriminations at best, but more likely me choking the ever-lovin' shit out of someone in a blind unstoppable rage.

JZ speaks for me.