Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 06, 2009 9:03:26 am PDT #27566 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nap clones for msbelle!

Male manicurists for Allyson!


flea - Jul 06, 2009 9:03:31 am PDT #27567 of 30000
information libertarian

I need someone to paint my bedroom.

And an iced coffee beverage.


beth b - Jul 06, 2009 9:09:42 am PDT #27568 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I need the power of levatation to move the rest of the bricks.

But I'll move the bricks if someone cleans my house


Allyson - Jul 06, 2009 9:10:20 am PDT #27569 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hm. I think, in all likelihood, that a male manicurist will still only solve one problem.


Theodosia - Jul 06, 2009 9:11:12 am PDT #27570 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I need a job.


msbelle - Jul 06, 2009 9:11:16 am PDT #27571 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

HA!

two snaps in a circle!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 06, 2009 9:11:25 am PDT #27572 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

And an iced coffee beverage.

somehow I read this as an iced cleavage !

I need to go one day without being sick or in pain. My ear has started getting better and now my intestine/uterus/something down there hurts.


lisah - Jul 06, 2009 9:15:55 am PDT #27573 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I need to switch back to my old small monitor. Big monitor is giving me headache.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 9:16:07 am PDT #27574 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I need to go one day without being sick or in pain. My ear has started getting better and now my intestine/uterus/something down there hurts.

Somehow, I'm not seeing the frozen broccoli helping here.

I need to choose my next hair color.


JZ - Jul 06, 2009 9:16:59 am PDT #27575 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My ear has started getting better and now my intestine/uterus/something down there hurts.

I want to say something about broccoli, but some residual shreds of decency just aren't letting me quite go all the way there.