Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jul 01, 2009 11:08:12 am PDT #26887 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

97? Wow!

In Crazy Republicanland news, did you know that the Democratic Party can now steal elections at will? According to Michael Steele, it's all due to a conspiracy between Democratic secretaries of state, ACORN, and George Soros.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 01, 2009 11:19:30 am PDT #26888 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I must have missed the Diebold CEO promising to deliver states for Obama.


Juliebird - Jul 01, 2009 11:32:25 am PDT #26889 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

As is my custom, encouraged by my director, to make floral arrangements for new employees, I put together a bowl of roses and daylilies and brought it up to our new ED.

First thing out of her mouth:

"Oh, how beautiful!"

Second thing?

"You shouldn't have wasted your time."

Maybe she meant it as "Oh, dahling, really, you shouldn't have (minemineminemineyay!), but it came off more as "I already see that you are an employee who doesn't prioritize her time wisely" which led me down the path of "Great, now she's going to think I have an easy job with lots of downtime, and can stand to fetch a few extra sticks".

Then bossman comments, while I'm still fuming, that all my furniture at home should be where it's supposed to be and all the walls painted, with a sad shake of his head that it's not. I shouldn't be surprised, since he also authoritatively stated way back that if I needed to rent a u-haul truck to move, I owned too many things.


Toddson - Jul 01, 2009 11:44:30 am PDT #26890 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Juliebird, if you can't attribute it to an office-wide attack of asshattery, perhaps the new ED meant it in the spirit of "oh, you shouldn't have!" (with an unspoken "but I'm glad you did"). The other ... well, that's just dumb.


megan walker - Jul 01, 2009 11:49:20 am PDT #26891 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I shouldn't be surprised, since he also authoritatively stated way back that if I needed to rent a u-haul truck to move, I owned too many things.

Like a bed? couch? Seriously?


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2009 11:50:43 am PDT #26892 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From KOS:

Wall Street Journal editorial board lives in fantasy land. And lies.

"Mr. Franken now goes to the Senate having effectively stolen an election," the Journal concludes. "If the GOP hopes to avoid repeats, it should learn from Minnesota that modern elections don't end when voters cast their ballots. They only end after the lawyers count them."

Yeah, in wingnut land, Florida 2000 never happened. And not even Coleman alleged that the election had been "stolen". Not even Coleman.

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Calli - Jul 01, 2009 11:51:18 am PDT #26893 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

he also authoritatively stated way back that if I needed to rent a u-haul truck to move, I owned too many things.

Is he a monk who just owns a begging bowl and a blanket?


Juliebird - Jul 01, 2009 11:54:34 am PDT #26894 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I went and cheered myself up by making a belated "welcome" bouquet for our seasonal gardener.

Bossman makes me fume, but he also looks the other way when I'm late, and I'm surprised he doesn't have a kink in his neck by now. Yes, dumb. Even if he was my dad, it'd still be dumb and outside his realm of beeswax.


Juliebird - Jul 01, 2009 12:02:06 pm PDT #26895 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

re: the owning of "too many things", I don't even know how to begin comprehending where he was coming from with that statement.

Maybe he sees me as parent-dependent highschool kid, and not someone furnishing houses and apartments for the past decade.

He actually told me that I should get rid of my camping gear because I hadn't used it in the past year. Um, hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars of gear (accumulated over the past two decades) that you simply don't purge because of the one year rule and say "I'll just buy new stuff".

He's... he's the biggest bullshitter in Bullshit Town, USA. He has to have an authoritative opinion on everything. And if you counter with information from a respected book or college education, he'll simply shake his head and dis book-knowledge. He's got the life experience, yo.

He makes me so mad, but he also has a very laid back work ethic (comp time exists, even if it's a no-no in the employee handbook) and he keeps the upper ranks out of my face and business. But I also have to research everything he tells me to make sure it's true.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2009 12:07:14 pm PDT #26896 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He's... he's the biggest bullshitter in Bullshit Town, USA. He has to have an authoritative opinion on everything. And if you counter with information from a respected book or college education, he'll simply shake his head and dis book-knowledge. He's got the life experience, yo.

I hate people like that.

Um... that's all I have.