Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2009 10:03:57 am PDT #26873 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yahoo! Go God!

Via Think Progress, the best part of a new interview with Joe the Plumber published by World Net Daily:

Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

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StuntHusband - Jul 01, 2009 10:04:02 am PDT #26874 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Conservatives have used the argument that since America is fundamentally good, it's OK when we torture, or go to war without valid pretext....

Pshaw! As Nixon said:

"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."

(sigh)

If the US does it, it is therefore not an immoral act. Dontchagetityet?

(And for those who don't know me very well - which is almost all of you, since I'm a hermit - I'm both a black-hearted cynic, and a bleeding-heart liberal, which is nice - it means my own blood doesn't stain my gothy wardrobe.)


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2009 10:06:53 am PDT #26875 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dontchagetityet?

I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’


erikaj - Jul 01, 2009 10:09:03 am PDT #26876 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I would say that we should start a club, but that means, like, joining and shit. Although real cynics are always spotting me for a fraud anyway.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2009 10:18:19 am PDT #26877 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Someone just called me a public figure. That idea scares the pee out of me.


smonster - Jul 01, 2009 10:23:31 am PDT #26878 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

it means my own blood doesn't stain my gothy wardrobe.)

Ha! Nice.


Atropa - Jul 01, 2009 10:24:23 am PDT #26879 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Congratulations Doctor Nilly!

Someone just called me a public figure. That idea scares the pee out of me.

ahahahahaahaha! Here, come sit by me and we can gently rock back and forth in mild terror. It might be soothing.


erikaj - Jul 01, 2009 10:25:26 am PDT #26880 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Allyson, can I be your Drama? You know, beg you for slots in anthologies and nag you to eat and take supplements? I'd be super-devoted...


Polter-Cow - Jul 01, 2009 10:28:42 am PDT #26881 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How's your omelette?


erikaj - Jul 01, 2009 10:31:22 am PDT #26882 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Wrod. This. Nilly, congrats, babe! I'm so impressed. Allyson, Jilli, if either of you get offered anything about Pablo Escobar, it's not worth it. Stay away. That's about all I know about being a public figure right now.