Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jul 01, 2009 8:26:40 am PDT #26847 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Heh--Two Lumps cracked me up today!


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2009 8:40:17 am PDT #26848 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, people who normally get the 4th off and who work M-F, do you get Friday the 3rd off?

I do....


Laura - Jul 01, 2009 8:42:36 am PDT #26849 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Mac is now at the summer program. Now to salvage this day.

I hope he starts to get who is the boss of him soon.

I am back to 2 teens. One went home to NJ. Working on getting DH and my other son up here for a visit. We bought a big axe today for splitting logs for more and bigger campfires. Whee! Also bought a new kitchen sink faucet. Wish me easy plumbing.

Never enough NillyMeMe or pictures. Congrats again.


Polter-Cow - Jul 01, 2009 8:42:37 am PDT #26850 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yep!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 01, 2009 8:43:50 am PDT #26851 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah, I have the 3rd off. Tom has the 2nd AND 3rd off, lucky dog.


megan walker - Jul 01, 2009 8:44:26 am PDT #26852 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

So, people who normally get the 4th off and who work M-F, do you get Friday the 3rd off?

Yes, and we should get out early on Thursday (although usually I have too much work to take advantage of that).


Calli - Jul 01, 2009 8:44:45 am PDT #26853 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I have the third off, too.


msbelle - Jul 01, 2009 8:46:37 am PDT #26854 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

We were not given the 3rd off, we got a lieu (sp?) day and we can use it within a specific time frame. I'm taking the third.


Cashmere - Jul 01, 2009 8:47:26 am PDT #26855 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

The kids and I went to the Human Society's shelter for a field trip this morning. Good information and it was nicely presented to young children what kind of work goes into keeping a dog or cat. We petted kitties. Kids asked for both a dog and a cat. We also got to see a rat and a rabbit. Then we made a donation and went to the farmer's market and the comic book store.

The day can't just be half over. We're off to the gym.


DavidS - Jul 01, 2009 8:50:59 am PDT #26856 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Transitioning to summer programs can be tricky. It's scary for them, just like starting a new school.

I know we've enjoyed some British obits of wicked aristocrats here before. (That would make a fun collection, I think.) And so:

***********

The death of Simon Raven, at the age of 73 after suffering a stroke, is proof that the devil looks after his own. He ought, by rights, to have died of shame at 30, or of drink at 50.

Instead, he survived to produce 25 novels, including Alms For Oblivion (1959-76), a 10-volume saga of English upper-class life, numerous screenplays, eight volumes of essays and memoirs, including Shadows On The Grass (1981) - "the filthiest book on cricket ever written," according to EW Swanton - and The First Born Of Egypt sequence (1984-92), which contains requests such as "Darling mummy, please may I be circumcised?" and "Please, sir, may I bugger you, sir?"

How to explain this total one-off character, who combined elements of Flashman, Waugh's Captain Grimes and the Earl of Rochester (though, unlike Rochester, he died an unrepentant pagan)?

The story of Simon's early life reads like a Victorian cautionary tale gone wrong. He is the golden youth whose high promise is betrayed by his base appetites, so that one door after another is closed to him....

He later claimed to have been "deftly and very agreeably" seduced by the games master at Cordwalles preparatory school, near Camberley, but acquired his Luciferian reputation as a scholarship boy at Charterhouse school, before he was expelled in 1945 for serial homosexuality....

After national service in the Parachute Regiment, during which he was sent as an officer cadet to Bangalore and commissioned, Simon arrived, in 1948, to read English at King's College, Cambridge, where he immediately felt at home. "Nobody minded what you did in bed, or what you said about God, a very civilised attitude then," he said.

He modelled himself on Rhett Butler and the suave cads George Sanders used to play. But there was also a streak of recklessness in him that reminded Noel (later Lord) Annan, then assistant tutor, of Guy Burgess as an undergraduate - "they were both scamps who by their example liberated their more timid contemporaries"...

After three jolly years with the King's Own Shropshire Light Infantry (KSLI) in Germany and Kenya, where he set up a brothel for his men, he was sent home to be training officer at Shrewsbury.

Alas, officers in the KSLI were expected to represent the regiment at local race meetings - a prescription to go bankrupt, which, within a year, Simon did...

He wrote anything and everything: novels, essays, memoirs and reviews; film scripts, radio plays, television plays and television series, including the 26-episode The Pallisers (1974). And if Alms For Oblivion, his bleak history of the class of '45, remains his finest achievement, some of his pithiest work was done during the 1960s for the Spectator, in whose pages he mocked traditional moralists and trendy egalitarians alike.

Simon had no taste for possessions. In Deal, he had a succession of digs, his only requirement being a landlady who would cook him breakfast and, if required, high tea. His considerable earnings went on food, drink, travel, gambling and sex - he said that one of the unsung advantages of belonging to the Reform Club was the presence opposite of a massage parlour where you got "a good housemaid's wank".