Armed private yachts offering pirate-hunting cruises off Somalia.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 27, 2009 4:50:16 pm PDT #26244 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Barb - Jun 27, 2009 4:51:55 pm PDT #26245 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Armed private yachts offering pirate-hunting cruises off Somalia.
I can't be the only one rooting for the pirates in this instance, can I?
§ ita § - Jun 27, 2009 5:00:29 pm PDT #26246 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Suddenly they seem like the good (or merely better) guys.
Cass - Jun 27, 2009 5:11:05 pm PDT #26247 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Sometimes the bad guys are the only good guys you get.
§ ita § - Jun 27, 2009 5:13:50 pm PDT #26248 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Parker!
Can someone explain to me why I bloody the knuckles on my right hand every time I go to the ER? I can't work out when or where I'm cutting them.
Juliebird - Jun 27, 2009 5:28:59 pm PDT #26249 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Do you notice that the hospital staff is then sporting fat lips and black eyes?
Lee - Jun 27, 2009 5:34:33 pm PDT #26250 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
HARDISON!
§ ita § - Jun 27, 2009 5:47:22 pm PDT #26251 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Do you notice that the hospital staff is then sporting fat lips and black eyes?
I never notice my knuckles until I get home, so I really don't know...but it would clear everything up.
Juliebird - Jun 27, 2009 6:17:46 pm PDT #26252 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
The next question then is: Does the ER staff act afraid around you?
I got my very own recycling bin! This seems ridiculous but I really do miss my dumpster and recycling center at the old apartment, and blue bins are far too expensive when compared to a similar sized trash can. W gave me one of her spares, yay! Need to read up on the weird recycling rules (apparently the town takes 1 and 2, and aluminum, paper, cardboard and glass, but there seem to be some odd addendums, like the neck of the bottle can't be the same size as the body.
Yappy dog went home, yay!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 27, 2009 6:39:36 pm PDT #26253 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I can only hope the bloody knuckles mean that the obstructive ER doc is finding out firsthand what living with intense head pain is like.