There should be a Star Trek episode where they discover that some alien entity has over the centuries been taking human form in order to prescribe excess painkillers to various celebrities, causing them to OD. Then they'll name various celebrities that have died, including Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Michael Jackson and T'chel V'horfa of Rigel 5....
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
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tommyrot - Jun 26, 2009 7:13:51 am PDT #26071 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Jun 26, 2009 7:16:14 am PDT #26072 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
What was he even on morphine for? That seems ... odd. I mean, I can see a scrip for Vicodin or something, but straight-up morphine? Wow.
If you need pain management, or opiates for *something,* and you're that level of famous, you can probably bypass the vicodin and go straight to the good shit. That's my guess.
msbelle - Jun 26, 2009 7:17:14 am PDT #26073 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
but MIB already established that Elvis, himself, was an alien.
the previous pain killer addiction he had was from a back injurty, so I assume it was that again.
Barb - Jun 26, 2009 7:17:59 am PDT #26074 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
the previous pain killer addiction he had was from a back injury, so I assume it was that again.
His father?
Amy - Jun 26, 2009 7:18:02 am PDT #26075 of 30000
Because books.
Ah. Still ... morphine may be the good stuff, but that's serious stuff.
Hil R. - Jun 26, 2009 7:19:17 am PDT #26076 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I thought the previous painkiller addiction was from when his hair caught fire while filming the Pepsi commercial.
tommyrot - Jun 26, 2009 7:30:54 am PDT #26077 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Jesse - Jun 26, 2009 7:32:53 am PDT #26078 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I thought the previous painkiller addiction was from when his hair caught fire while filming the Pepsi commercial.
Maybe previous previous. I imagine he'd been fairly fucked up on various things for a very long time.
Theodosia - Jun 26, 2009 7:43:58 am PDT #26079 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
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SuziQ - Jun 26, 2009 7:46:03 am PDT #26080 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
After my recent first hand experience with various opiates and my mom, that stuff is no joke. The liquid morphine knocked her out, after months of pain that vicodin barely touched. I could see how easy it would be to OD.