I'm OK with food-flavored lip gloss as long as the food is fruit
So, tomato-flavored lip balm it is, then.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 26, 2009 6:07:32 am PDT #26051 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Barb - Jun 26, 2009 6:09:11 am PDT #26052 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Disappointment in a tube.
Did anyone else's brain go somewhere bad with this? Just me? Okay then. Damned Sudafed.
Jessica - Jun 26, 2009 6:11:35 am PDT #26053 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Stoned Wallabies Making Crop Circles in Australia
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
tommyrot - Jun 26, 2009 6:17:39 am PDT #26054 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Somebody is a skipper....
Jessica - Jun 26, 2009 6:18:48 am PDT #26055 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
...or maybe I'm just high on opium.
Polter-Cow - Jun 26, 2009 6:21:11 am PDT #26056 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Gud, did you like the first Transformers ? Because I loved it, but I'm not sure if the second one is REALLY as bad as people say it is, for my tastes.
tommyrot - Jun 26, 2009 6:21:41 am PDT #26057 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Somebody check - is Jessica walking in circles?
Frankenbuddha - Jun 26, 2009 6:23:26 am PDT #26058 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Somebody check - is Jessica walking in circles?
Wouldn't hopping be more wallaby-like.
Gudanov - Jun 26, 2009 6:23:48 am PDT #26059 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Gud, did you like the first Transformers?
I didn't see the first one. That probably didn't help.
billytea - Jun 26, 2009 6:25:27 am PDT #26060 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm just happy that this is a story so good, it got linked to three times and sparked a tagline.