NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
Wow. Wrong like a wrong thing that is SOOO wrong.
Honestly, though, I'm surprised that a bacon version didn't beat them to market. That would be equally wrong, but given bacon's current popularity, probably an inevitability.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
DO NOT WANT.
It *does* make me want real Cheez-Its, though.
It is not of the Lord.
Clearly it violates God's laws which in every instance are designed to protect people from themselves. Clearly anyone who buys that product needs to be protected from themselves. After all, the biggest self of self is, indeed, self.
Honestly, though, I'm surprised that a bacon version didn't beat them to market.
Oh my god, NO.
::shudders::
And I *like* bacon.
I know how to sum up Transformers II. I spend most of the movie wishing like hell I was back home writing instead.
Oh dear. I do not like food flavored lip balms to begin with let alone weird food flavored lip balms!
I am going through kitten withdrawal. I just got to hold the tiniest baby kitten and I rocked it to sleep! It was so hard to let go but I was at work and other people wanted to hold and pet the kittens! But now all I can think of is KITTENS! KITTENS! KITTENS!
But I do not want kitten flavored lip balm.
Honestly, though, I'm surprised that a bacon version didn't beat them to market.
Huh, I think I see the influence of the Internet on food and taste related products. You know how you can think of any crazy ass idea and then find that someone already believes it on the Internet? The same thing is happening. Bacon flavored lip balm? Sure. Chocolate chip pancake covered sausage? It's even on a stick.
Ark hunters and Bible enthusiasts are buzzing about a report that the Ark of the Covenant, the ancient container that holds the Ten Commandments, is expected to be unveiled in Rome today.
As WND reported, the patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says he will announce to the world the unveiling of the Ark, which he says has been hidden away in a church in his country for millennia, according to the Italian news agency Adnkronos.
Abuna Pauolos, in Italy for a meeting with Pope Benedict XVI this week, told the news agency, "Soon the world will be able to admire the Ark of the Covenant described in the Bible as the container of the tablets of the law that God delivered to Moses and the center of searches and studies for centuries."
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PZ is warning people not to look when they open it, to avoid ending up like that melting Nazi: [link]
I am thinking of a gift bag of wrongness:
that stuff, the BK Flame cologne, maybe a Flowbee...
what else?