Things that are wrong: receiving an email from Jockey.com with the subject line star spangled styles | let's celebrate that is, yes, advertising red, white, and blue underpants.
I am now 9 days out from wisdom tooth removal and still get a sore jaw/headache every late afternoon. Is this normal? They said I looked fine at my 1-week checkup.
I'm hearing over the cube walls that Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest. Freaky.
I was just gonna post that.
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How reliable is TMZ?
We've just learned Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles ... and we're told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance.
He was picked up at his home around 20 minutes ago -- we're told his mother is on the way to visit him.
UPDATE: The 911 call came in at 12:21PM at his Holmby Hills home in L.A.
UPDATE: A Jackson family member tells TMZ Michael is in "really bad shape" and the brothers are headed to UCLA.
UPDATE: We just got off the phone with Joe Jackson, Michael's dad, who says "he is not doing well."
For some reason, they decided to illustrate animal behaviour using interpretive dance and very strange costumes.
That sounds like Isabella Rossellini and Green Porno.
How reliable is TMZ?
KTLA and LA Times were reporting about the cardiac arrest and that he wasn't breathing when the medics arrived.
That sounds like Isabella Rossellinii and Green Porno.
Wow, I just had a look at a few clips, and that is also impressively weird.
TMZ is now saying that Michael Jackson is dead.
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I have spread the news in the office. People don't believe me. "SHUT UP!" they say.
So random and sad.