Do you suppose anyone has ever tried to commit suicide by sticking their head in an electric oven?
You've met the Internet, haven't you?
Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.
'Potential'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Jun 24, 2009 6:42:37 am PDT #25534 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Jesse - Jun 24, 2009 6:45:58 am PDT #25535 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy anniversary, Cashmere!
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 6:47:05 am PDT #25536 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You've met the Internet, haven't you?
So you're saying maybe there's a LOLcat about this?
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 6:55:31 am PDT #25537 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone call Team America: World Police!
North Korea Threatens To Wipe Out The U.S. "Once And For All"
Polter-Cow - Jun 24, 2009 7:22:28 am PDT #25538 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Trivia question on the radio this morning: what is the main difference between an American postage stamp and an Israeli postage stamp?
It has nothing to do with shape or size or price.
Gudanov - Jun 24, 2009 7:24:28 am PDT #25539 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
North Korea Threatens To Wipe Out The U.S. "Once And For All"
Kim Jong-il is an asshole.
beekaytee - Jun 24, 2009 7:45:48 am PDT #25540 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
I only had one terrible ear infection as a kid and it was nearly unbearable.
After pacing the floor for hours, I finally woke up the 'rents. My step-mother warmed some olive oil (this was pre-microwaves) and dropped it into my ear. I tell you, it was like a miracle. The pain disappeared instantly and a warm sense of well-being washed over me. Miracle! I slept on my side with a washcloth to catch the oil and all was well. Score one for the step-mother!
Trudy Booth - Jun 24, 2009 7:47:03 am PDT #25541 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Yeah, the olive oil thing works well because it retains the heat so nicely. Just make sure it isn't TOO hot because that hurts like whoah.
Calli - Jun 24, 2009 7:50:12 am PDT #25542 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm sure you all will be pleased to know that my Dad's pacemaker check up in May went great! At least that's what the insurance records I received today suggested. As I said to the woman on the Blue Cross/Blue Shield fraud hot-line, if someone can do a pacemaker check up in May on a man who died and was cremated the previous February, they deserve a lot more than the $176 they were billing insurance.
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 7:52:28 am PDT #25543 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm sure you all will be pleased to know that my Dad's pacemaker check up in May went great!
Does the pacemaker have to be *in* the patient for it to be checked? Loophole!
Seriously, that's such fraudulent bullshit, and yet another example of how our healthcare system sucks wang.