River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jun 23, 2009 11:28:03 am PDT #25444 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Johnny Depp is very generous--he and his entourage/costars gave their waiter at Gibson's steakhouse here in Chicago a $4,000 tip on a $4,400 tab.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2009 11:28:50 am PDT #25445 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Attention all you who like cats, stuff, and stuff on cats: the website "Stuff On My Cat" is up for sale.

Hec can finally achieve his dream!

had the lie blow up

So to speak....


lisah - Jun 23, 2009 11:31:49 am PDT #25446 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Happy Birthday, Steph!

All true facts, msbelle!


Ginger - Jun 23, 2009 11:32:45 am PDT #25447 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Hec can finally achieve his dream!

Only if by "stuff" you mean nuclear weapons.


Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2009 11:40:54 am PDT #25448 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Johnny Depp is very generous--he and his entourage/costars gave their waiter at Gibson's steakhouse here in Chicago a $4,000 tip on a $4,400 tab.

Thats high on the list of Things I Would Do If I Had Mad Cash.

Other items include:

Buy My Friends Bling

If Stalked By Paparazzi Walk Around Naked Until They Got Their Fill And Went The Fuck Away.

Arm My Children With Ink-Filled Super Soakers For Said Paps


DavidS - Jun 23, 2009 11:45:03 am PDT #25449 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks, Tom. Cool site. I might need some of those on a t-shirt.


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2009 11:45:12 am PDT #25450 of 30000
brillig

I don't think I could do rich well, I don't know if I'd know how to spend $4000 at a restaurant. Though I suppose expensive booze would do it.


Gudanov - Jun 23, 2009 11:48:11 am PDT #25451 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I don't think I could do rich well, I don't know if I'd know how to spend $4000 at a restaurant.

My first thought is that $4000 isn't very far from buying a used Hyundai.


Jesse - Jun 23, 2009 11:56:39 am PDT #25452 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's not that outrageous for 15 people, really. I mean, it's a lot, but it's cheaper than Per Se or places like that.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2009 12:11:54 pm PDT #25453 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sanford's Wife: I Still Haven't Heard From Him

I love this part:

It's unclear why hiking the Appalachian Trail would be something Sanford would keep from his wife.

Unless he was nekkid....