woohoo Mac and msbelle!!! Hope he can keep it up.
That SC gov thing is crazy! What an asshole.
Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --
Jayne ,'Serenity'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Jun 23, 2009 5:45:20 am PDT #25351 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
amych - Jun 23, 2009 5:48:51 am PDT #25352 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Al & Donny single take: [link]
There's also a fabulous Lego stop-motion "White and Nerdy", but my all-time favorite is the Psych vid (featuring Gus, of course.)
I should declutter my brain.
tommyrot - Jun 23, 2009 5:52:32 am PDT #25353 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
BTW, only the Christian God is real. A TV preacher proved it. Here is his argument:
"Have you ever seen somebody working on a fence and takes a hammer and hit their thumb and go "Awww... Buddha!" You ever see them do that? How many hit a gold ball like I hit a golf ball and they go "Ohhh... Mohammed!" Why do they call that name? You know what they do? They go "Jesus Christ!" "Jesus Christ!" Why do they call that name? Because I believe when a person gets hurt or they get angry, they wanna blame who? They want to blame God.
A pretty ironclad argument, huh?
The preacher also shares many other equally profound insights with his rapt audience: Satan uses LPs to control people, and burn victims are lucky because they've gotten a taste of hell.
TV preacher proves that only the Christian god is real
beekaytee - Jun 23, 2009 5:53:17 am PDT #25354 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
sumi, all are altered and older to boot.
The breeder apparently never factored the possibility that the woman might ever get married to someone with pets. But yeah, not much with the sense-making.
I thought about the 'singing the blues' aspect because the cat is in a new house, but apparently the screeching happened before the move and is somehow getting worse...which 'worse' might just mean 'isn't stopping.'
I'm kind of nervous about this because I never professed to cat wrangling and the woman seems to be quite high strung. She demanded that the fellow 'get training' for the dog...who isn't the problem...before allowing them to move in, but did not bother to come to the session despite my strongly encouraging that she do so. She is 'pleased' with the pooch's progress and, therefore, trusts me enough to let me come to the house, but she's now demanding I 'fix' the cat problem. I'd hate for her to dismiss my efforts so that the dog ends up suffering.
msbelle - Jun 23, 2009 5:53:50 am PDT #25355 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
SC governor
My guesses in no particular order
- bender
- breakdown
- rehab
sumi - Jun 23, 2009 5:54:53 am PDT #25356 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Cats can be clicker trained.
It's the Siamese that's yowling?
I bet you could help her out with that. I believe Karen Pryor has a book on the topic.
beekaytee - Jun 23, 2009 5:56:35 am PDT #25357 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
No, it's the Calico that is yowling. I suspect the man just never bothered to be fussed by it, but now that the woman is bothered, he's bothered. "If Mama ain't happy. Ain't nobody happy." is my guess.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 23, 2009 5:58:30 am PDT #25358 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My guess is "something is very very wrong".
Hmm, did he do something to piss off the Scientologists?
Jesse - Jun 23, 2009 5:58:39 am PDT #25359 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure the last night-time screeching cat I knew was old and arthritic and deaf -- so in pain and not hearing herself.
Jessica - Jun 23, 2009 6:01:12 am PDT #25360 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"Have you ever seen somebody working on a fence and takes a hammer and hit their thumb and go "Awww... Buddha!" You ever see them do that? How many hit a gold ball like I hit a golf ball and they go "Ohhh... Mohammed!" Why do they call that name? You know what they do? They go "Jesus Christ!" "Jesus Christ!" Why do they call that name? Because I believe when a person gets hurt or they get angry, they wanna blame who? They want to blame God.
So what does it mean if I hit my thumb with a hammer and shout "Motherfucker!"?