Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jun 15, 2009 9:42:13 am PDT #24375 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fox steals more than 100 shoes

Read the headline as referring to the network. Was less surprised than I probably should have been.


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2009 9:44:05 am PDT #24376 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Read the headline as referring to the network.

That was my first reaction too.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2009 9:46:46 am PDT #24377 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That was my first reaction too.

My first thought too.

"It seems a vixen stole them for her cubs to play with."

Just like a vixen to steal shoes.


Calli - Jun 15, 2009 9:46:59 am PDT #24378 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Read the headline as referring to the network.

A hot new reality tv series coming to FOX's fall lineup!


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2009 9:53:01 am PDT #24379 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are toddlerpedes more or less scary than possums?


Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2009 9:53:56 am PDT #24380 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

One night I was walking around Ann Arbor and saw a GIGANTIC FUCKING RAT. That I then realized was a possum.

Uh HUH! Now leap over a coupleafew friends and it'll become... legendary.


Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2009 9:56:57 am PDT #24381 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Are toddlerpedes more or less scary than possums?

Dunno. Do they have bifurcated genitalia?


Calli - Jun 15, 2009 9:57:29 am PDT #24382 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Are toddlerpedes more or less scary than possums?

To me, less scary, as I'm pretty sure there aren't a dozen or so of the toddlerpedes within 10 yards of my apartment.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2009 9:57:39 am PDT #24383 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Are toddlerpedes more or less scary than possums?

Wow. That's some good old-fashioned nightmare fuel there, tommy. I think that may surpass the THING for all-out creepiness.


Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2009 9:58:11 am PDT #24384 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Are toddlerpedes more or less scary than possums?

OH MY GOD.