Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Jun 09, 2009 7:52:39 am PDT #23409 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Mark-Paul G as Zach Morris on Jimmy Fallon.

That is awesome.


Jesse - Jun 09, 2009 7:53:13 am PDT #23410 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He has a creepy amount of makeup on, though.


Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2009 7:53:50 am PDT #23411 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, the golf club was a nice touch.

Oh, is that what that was?

Mark-Paul G as Zach Morris on Jimmy Fallon.

Wait a second, did he actually do the interview AS Zack Morris?? Okay, I'll need to watch it.


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2009 8:04:20 am PDT #23412 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Edible Crickets Set

Not a joke! These are real, roasted crickets that are totally edible & safe to eat. Set includes one box each of 3 crunchy flavors: Salt n Vinegar, Bacon & Cheese, and Sour Cream and Onion.

I think I'd go with Sour Cream and Onion.


Lee - Jun 09, 2009 8:07:50 am PDT #23413 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

These are real, roasted crickets that are totally edible & safe to eat. Set includes one box each of 3 crunchy flavors: Salt n Vinegar, Bacon & Cheese, and Sour Cream and Onion.

I don't even know where to start.


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2009 8:09:35 am PDT #23414 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Garlic is my chosen cricket spice.


Kathy A - Jun 09, 2009 8:09:57 am PDT #23415 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

"Are you telling me that you haven't even taken the bones out?!?"

"Well, if we took out the bones, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2009 8:10:43 am PDT #23416 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This originally came from the Fail blog: Hey, nobody said they were brain scientists.

What exactly is "Rocket surgery"?


Zenkitty - Jun 09, 2009 8:11:47 am PDT #23417 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Called Brinks, getting a security system installed Friday. I've been feeling insecure since my cars were broken into for change. (Not really "broken into"; they were unlocked, but still.) I can look at my house and see how utterly break-in-able it is; I could break in here, myself, in about 20 seconds. But knowing your place could be "hacked" isn't quite the same as knowing you already have been.

Rather as knowing there are probably snakes in the wooded lot behind me isn't the same as coming face-to-face (or snakeface-to-catface) with a snake in my garden. Cat won't be going outside anymore, and doesn't seem to want to, much.


Trudy Booth - Jun 09, 2009 8:15:32 am PDT #23418 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've heard people use "Rocket Surgery".