Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2009 6:25:02 am PDT #22524 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Carl Mertens' Taster is a spork by any other name

I didn't know there was a utensil called a "taster."

Accustomed as I am to spending long nights in drooling over kitchen catalogs, dreaming of utensils that might make my life in the kitchen easier — my current must-have would be a guy (must be cute) who can slice vegetables perfectly, as mine always look as if they've been hacked at by a hungry viking with a bad dose of the D.T.s — this taster thingy designed by Carl Mertens (who he?) seems like a whole heap of who cares-lessness? A three-in-one hook, spoon and fork (Hospofo? Spoohork? Memo to marketing department: I think you could come up with something a little more interesting than taster, don't you?) that costs 32 buckeroos — well, there's no way that's going on my wishlist. File under sch for schtoopid.


Trudy Booth - Jun 03, 2009 6:48:12 am PDT #22525 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Half the people here would end up yanking their faces off with that hook.


Barb - Jun 03, 2009 7:01:50 am PDT #22526 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

What would be the dress code for a Sunday evening wedding? Cocktail attire, right?

Yep babe. You can get away with the sparkly stuff at the cocktail length if'n you so desire.


Barb - Jun 03, 2009 7:01:51 am PDT #22527 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Dunno why it posted twice. wasn't that important.

Carry on.


Lee - Jun 03, 2009 7:03:10 am PDT #22528 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Eggs Benedict is the food of the gods....

I vote no. Too easy to get a bad one, with too much and/or bad hollandaise


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2009 7:05:02 am PDT #22529 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Too easy to get a bad one, with too much and/or bad hollandaise

Yeah. But there's a place a few blocks from me that always gets it right.


Dana - Jun 03, 2009 7:59:22 am PDT #22530 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Gingrich conceded that Sotomayor's rulings have "shown more caution and moderation" than her speeches and writings, but he said the 2001 comments "reveal a betrayal of a fundamental principle of the American system — that everyone is equal before the law."

So, Newt Gingrich. Fucking hypocrite, or truly so oblivious that his head is up his ass?


Lee - Jun 03, 2009 8:01:08 am PDT #22531 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Can't he be both?


Sean K - Jun 03, 2009 8:04:57 am PDT #22532 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So, I crushed what I hope to be my last pack of cigarettes about half an hour ago, AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW.

Yeah, that didn't take long. The next week is going to be fun.


Burrell - Jun 03, 2009 8:14:39 am PDT #22533 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Are you trying to go it cold turkey, Sean?