Tino, asshat that he is, pushed me into a desktop in the auditorium and I know have a GIANT BRUISE on my knee.
Tino also made me gain 10 lbs and Tino is now making me go on the protein/salad/don't-eat-things-you-like diet.
FUCKING TINO.
Glory: Lesson number one, Vampires equal impure! Spike: Damn right I'm impure, I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - May 27, 2009 6:37:33 am PDT #21371 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Amy - May 27, 2009 6:39:37 am PDT #21372 of 30000
Because books.
Tino's not just on the list, he *is* the list. ::nods::
Steph L. - May 27, 2009 6:41:28 am PDT #21373 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Tino gave me the gronk.
Theodosia - May 27, 2009 6:52:55 am PDT #21374 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Tino pulled out Spare Cat's staple this morning. I'm sure all the biting and licking she was doing was just because he'd bothered her there.
juliana - May 27, 2009 6:52:59 am PDT #21375 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
msbelle, has Skee-Lo's "I Wish" been mentioned? Also, I'm a huge fan of Lupe Fiasco, especially "Push, Kick" (about skateboarding).
Jesse - May 27, 2009 7:37:53 am PDT #21376 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
God, really? Mark Krikorian in the National Review doesn't like the way Sotomayor pronounces her name -- Unamerican! [link]
tommyrot - May 27, 2009 7:40:58 am PDT #21377 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
God, really? Mark Krikorian in the National Review doesn't like the way Sotomayor pronounces her name -- Unamerican!
Huh. I suppose it'd also be unamerican if Kang and Kodos beat Mark Krikorian over the head using a board with a nail in it....
amych - May 27, 2009 7:42:06 am PDT #21378 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Nah, that's fine as long as Kodos keeps the emphasis on the first syllable.
Barb - May 27, 2009 7:42:13 am PDT #21379 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
My favorite of the comments?
I can come up with several ways to pronounce "Krikorian" phonetically but they all end up sounding like "asshole."
Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2009 7:45:04 am PDT #21380 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I can come up with several ways to pronounce "Krikorian" phonetically but they all end up sounding like "asshole."
Hah! I was about to post something similar to that over here involving the word "derrierechapeau".