mac is on the couch digesting a steady stream of cartoons - first classic loony toons featuring Porky Pig, now PowerPuff Girls.

mac's bus company called and said one of my checks bounced, but I just checked and it cleared my bank back on 4/27. wtf company. They say they will give me a copy of it on Tuesday. how could their bank possibly return it and my bank show it as cleared?

I so wish this Questionable Content comic was real: [link]

(It's about dealing with people who tell bad jokes.)

I mean how can you not love this:

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.

mac's bus company called and said one of my checks bounced, but I just checked and it cleared my bank back on 4/27. wtf company. They say they will give me a copy of it on Tuesday. how could their bank possibly return it and my bank show it as cleared?

The only thing I can think of is some banks will try to clear a check a second time if it bounces.

I so wish this Questionable Content comic was real:

You know, I might just start saying "Penalty! Bad joke -- 2 minutes in the box!" to people who annoy me with their damn bad jokes.

It'd almost be worth it to own a three-wolf shirt, just to see how many people are in on the joke.

Almost.

Skipping . . . skipping . . . skipping . . . We are pronouncing Kallie's name the American way, although her Great Uncle may decide he's going to be different (he's a professor of the Classics). That's fine with us - names are not an exact science in a family where my name is Elizabeth and my immediate family calls me Hank.

So far, so good here at home. God bless Percocet and the makers thereof. It made me giggle this morning on discharge when the nurse had to stand over me to make sure I took the last pill and didn't pocket it for resale on the street, and yet they let me walk out of the hospital with a baby without a background check.

people who annoy me with their damn bad jokes.

What I really hate is when someone tells me a bad joke and I don't laugh and then they assume I didn't get it, so they explain it to me.

"Five hours in the penalty box!"

they let me walk out of the hospital with a baby without a background check.

To be fair, your baby's background check probably wouldn't turn up that much. Just lots of loitering and perhaps a GBH charge that you could drop if you wanted.

I went to the beach this morning Crane's Beach, Ipswitch)! And ate a lobster roll for lunch. I LIKE being on vacation!

Thank god I left that damn Tino is Georgia.