::pets Jesse::
It's ammitch, of course. Add an s, you got sammich.
Um, Gunn, Moya, Mal, and the pirate the Uhura actor played in the Caribbean movies, 'cause, rowr.
Late to the couch talk, but I give a happy thumbs up to microfiber. Sitting on upholstery with a nap, like corduroy, chenille, or velvet, wearing shorts on a hot day? Misery. Sitting on a leather or vinyl covered couch in either hot or cold weather, even fully clothed? Unpleasant. Microfiber is damn comfy in all states of dress and un, and in all weathers.
One point: if you're buying a sofa with loose cushions for the back, for the love of puppies, don't buy one with knife-edged cushions. We did, and the damned covers skew and creep their way around the cushion form, and the cushions are always weird-shaped and saggy. Boxed-edged is the way to go because they keep their soft, cushy shape better.