Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 16, 2009 11:58:57 am PDT #19882 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So it would seem that someone stole my credit card number a couple of days ago and has been busy ordering thousands of dollars of merchandise and airline tickets since then.

What is it with the airline tickets?! The person who jacked my number a few weeks ago bought, like, 3 tickets from Ryanair, which I'd never even heard of until I called the fraud line.

I'm sorry you have to deal with this crap, too. And damn it, I just remembered another place where I have automated billing that needs to be changed.


Lee - May 16, 2009 12:01:55 pm PDT #19883 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So far I know I need to tell itunes, Amazon, the phone company, the cable company, and the place I bought my furniture that I still owe a balance to.

Beyond that, I have no idea.


Theodosia - May 16, 2009 12:04:24 pm PDT #19884 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Evidently one of the warning signs of bedbugs is that they leave streaks of excrement in your bed and other areas where they're biting you. (At least I'm going to believe that for now.)

Time to invest in mosquito repellant for the season, I guess.

I wonder, why there aren't more lotions that combine sunscreen with mosquito repellant. You'd think that more people would want an all-in-one solution to their outdoor needs.


Hil R. - May 16, 2009 12:09:28 pm PDT #19885 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I wonder, why there aren't more lotions that combine sunscreen with mosquito repellant. You'd think that more people would want an all-in-one solution to their outdoor needs.

I remember reading that those don't work too well, because something in sunscreen makes the insect repellent not work as well, and something in insect repellent makes the sunscreen not work as well. It was several years ago that I read this, though, so they might have figured out how to fix it by now.


Juliebird - May 16, 2009 12:11:04 pm PDT #19886 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

combine sunscreen with mosquito repellant

There was/is Bullfrog, which makes some people (my father) break out with a horrid rash.


Cashmere - May 16, 2009 12:13:33 pm PDT #19887 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

The CDC says it reduces the efficacy of both products and the fact that sunscreen is supposed to be applied often and liberally conflicts with the understanding that the active product in repellents (DEET) should be used sparingly and not over-applied.


Juliebird - May 16, 2009 12:15:44 pm PDT #19888 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

And also, bug repellent is supposed to go on ones clothing, not the skin, especially when containing deet.


msbelle - May 16, 2009 12:42:34 pm PDT #19889 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I would think that buying airline tickets with a stolen card would make it easy to catch the thieves.


DavidS - May 16, 2009 12:54:36 pm PDT #19890 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

sarameg's astronauts are kicking ass.

I hope Perkins gets a cowgurl and catches a thief.

I'm so wiped. Our little league game was exhausting. We were up 5-0, coughed up the lead, came back to tie it with the bottom of our order producing, almost gave up the lead again, hit a home run and won the game on a double play.

Emmett didn't have a great game, but he did help us get out of a jam in the bottom of the sixth to send it to extra innings. With no outs, and runners on second and third, he struck out a batter swinging. Then on a passed ball he covered the plate and tagged the runner out, and got spiked pretty good in the knee to stop the winning run.

He came out and Grady pitched. Had another passed ball and we got the third out on another play at the plate.

Top of the seventh, Dan hit a home run with his new birthday bat. Bottom of the seventh, Dan made a circus catch at short and doubled the runner off first to end the game.

Dan got the game ball.

I was so happy when we had a five run lead, and so bummed when we coughed it up, and so incredulous when we tied it and preserved it. I told Dan to hit the home run, though, so that wasn't surprising.


Hil R. - May 16, 2009 1:04:29 pm PDT #19891 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What should I have for dinner? Microwaved frozen pad thai? Sesame noodles made with flax seed spaghetti? Spaghetti with tomato sauce and soy balls? Leftover lentil and cauliflower curry? Throw together all the not-quite-mushy vegetables in my fridge with some tempeh and bottle thai yellow curry sauce?