Spoken like someone who's not a member of those minority groups.
I never read this stuff on my own because it makes me want to explodiate with rage, and it really has dimished my respect for this woman, who linked and called it "Brilliant and Funny". He also goes on to talk about how liberals have launched a campaign against the Boy Scouts because they do not allow gay scoutmasters and actually says "Not all gay men are pedophiles, but most pedophiles are gay men. Just like not all Muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are Muslims"
Yay no cancer!
Yay wedding anniversary!
What have I done in the past 5 years? Hmmm.
Got a full-time job at the Empire.
Got two new kitties.
Nearly had a nervous breakdown due to work stress, went on ADs, and wish I had gone on them earlier.
Became an honorary auntie to a number of very nifty kidlings.
Got my first book deal.
Went to Disneyland! Three times!
Went to Disney World!
Got laid off.
So, kind of busy.
I'm seeing Wicked on Sunday! Other than that, I don't know.
Hey, could someone take a quick look at my newly-updated resume for me? I'm sending it off today for a tech writer position at Nintendo.
In the past 5 years I:
- got married
- broke my face
- directed a bunch of shows
- got divorced
- moved to SF
- didn't do much theatre
- went to Vegas a lot
- got a giant tattoo
- started riding motorcycles
- started school for graphic design
Speaking of... Nevermind.
Oh -t, it's going to be wonderful! The Elpheba in this touring production is great and if you get the same Fiyero we did, you're going to love him. He's absolutely fantastic. (And verra cute!)
Never said I wasn't shallow.
This weekend they need to shut off the power in my company's data center! Fun! Which means I come in 6:00am Saturday to power off all of our servers, and then come back at midnight that evening to power everything back on, and work through until early Sunday morning.
Thanks for all the well-wishes and cataloguing of all your own momentous events of the past half-decade; the heartbreaking ones make me want to run around hugging everyone all over again, but there are also tons and tons of good joyful occasions and achievements.
I'm so stressed out and harried by work that I keep forgetting that in a matter of weeks Bev will be on the same coast as us, and then I remember and it makes me happy all over again.
The wooden gift I had a sudden stroke of genius on turns out, on further research, to be completely impractical (living wood, of a sort that would delight the hell out of Hec but that would also promptly die a hideous death because we could not possibly live in a worse climate for this particular thing), but the gift I'd been considering when I thought we were at tin is not altogether unlike silverware, so we're still good.
I am so very happy for Aims and am now redirecting every ounce of no-cancer I've got in Jilli's direction.