This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 15, 2009 8:17:19 am PDT #19683 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dear "Mompreneurs",

If you keep using that word, I'm afraid that I'll have to cut you.

omgsrsly,
shrift


Amy - May 15, 2009 8:21:11 am PDT #19684 of 30000
Because books.

AIMS! Excellent news!

::dances with Trudy::


amych - May 15, 2009 8:23:24 am PDT #19685 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"Mompreneurs"

What the hell does that word even mean? Because all it says to me is "I have an awesome business plan for selling my children".


Barb - May 15, 2009 8:25:07 am PDT #19686 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

What the hell does that word even mean? Because all it says to me is "I have an awesome business plan for selling my children".

amych basically took the words from my mouth. Srsly?


tommyrot - May 15, 2009 8:25:23 am PDT #19687 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Mompreneurs"

That annoys me. I think I'll make up my own term - "Chimpreneurs."


DavidS - May 15, 2009 8:27:52 am PDT #19688 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For our anniversary we got: A healthy Empress!

It's our fifth anniversary. Is that tin?

As a number of you were at the wedding I just want to underscore this fact: it was five years ago!

What's changed in your life in the last five years?

msbelle? Anything come to mind? Same old, same old?


beekaytee - May 15, 2009 8:28:52 am PDT #19689 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

"I have an awesome business plan for selling my children".

HYlarious.


beekaytee - May 15, 2009 8:29:54 am PDT #19690 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Whoa. 5 years already? Many happy returns Zmayhems. Good on ya.


Lee - May 15, 2009 8:30:11 am PDT #19691 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

shrift! The name of your company does not contain a comma, correct?

(Yes, I did get asked this as a serious research question).


Scrappy - May 15, 2009 8:33:31 am PDT #19692 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

In the last five years I:
Got married
Bought a house
Watched my mom fight cancer and win
Had a hysterectomy
Got two dogs to go with our two cats
Went to Europe
Lost my niece and uncle
Drank untold gallon of Diet Dr. Pepper