River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 14, 2009 2:56:32 pm PDT #19578 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Me, I was born at 18°. I should be darker. But I am, when I'm there. I grew up there and at 51°. Mah peeps harken from about 55° and 10°, so it all averages out.


Juliebird - May 14, 2009 2:59:34 pm PDT #19579 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Well, at least now I'll have something to throw up that didn't cost me much.

2 packages of Ramen Noodles: 66 cents Not having to dryheave: Priceless


meara - May 14, 2009 4:10:44 pm PDT #19580 of 30000

Things I Have Discovered I Cannot Do: Pantomime a collect call to someone who does not speak English.

Things I Can Do: Give up and just use my cellphone to call the people she's trying to reach and let her make the call that way.


§ ita § - May 14, 2009 4:11:57 pm PDT #19581 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ugh, Julie. Sorry to hear about the stomach troubles.

Things I Have Discovered I Cannot Do: Pantomime a collect call to someone who does not speak English.

I'm at a loss as to how to mime it to an English-speaker, so you're one ahead of me.


meara - May 14, 2009 4:15:15 pm PDT #19582 of 30000

I'm at a loss as to how to mime it to an English-speaker, so you're one ahead of me.

Heh. Well, it helps when you're standing in front of a payphone with a woman who has grabbed you pleading "you help? you help?" and a fistful of change and a phone number. Unfortunately, it was a long-distance number, and while I tried to figure out if whoever it was (her mother, I think? Or maybe she was the mother, and the person was her child? Who knows?) would take a collect call from her, finally I just gave up, and called--I've got plenty of minutes.


§ ita § - May 14, 2009 4:18:19 pm PDT #19583 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just gave up, and called--I've got plenty of minutes.

Wait till you find out she was calling Timbuktu during peak hours.


meara - May 14, 2009 4:22:28 pm PDT #19584 of 30000

Hah! No, it was an address and phone number for someone in Arizona.


sarameg - May 14, 2009 4:23:16 pm PDT #19585 of 30000

You did a good thing, meara. She'll remember you kindly.

So it is pouring rain and all my drainspouts are draining.


Barb - May 14, 2009 4:24:05 pm PDT #19586 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I find that Love Actually loses quite a bit of its obscene charm when edited for basic cable.

ETA: Of course, the scenes with Liam Neeson are even more heartbreaking now.


sarameg - May 14, 2009 4:29:43 pm PDT #19587 of 30000

OK, cannot get miniblinds for the french doors.* Loki just pulled down the broken one on himself trying to get out. I had gone out front to make sure that the drain extender was working and so he had a session with the screen door which =LOKI WANT OUTSIDE CRAZY.

He's even trying the basement door now.

* Not that I was gonna.