Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 14, 2009 5:54:19 am PDT #19438 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tino obviously caused our power outage.

Also, the outage screwed up the cafe's coffee makers. I almost had no gourmet coffee!

Bad Tino!


Frankenbuddha - May 14, 2009 6:01:42 am PDT #19439 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Tino's responsible for these ominous clouds that are rolling in. Fuck you, Tino!


billytea - May 14, 2009 6:03:26 am PDT #19440 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I can't even begin to tell you what Tino's been leaving in Ryan's pants.


Sue - May 14, 2009 6:05:14 am PDT #19441 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Tino is forcing me to be stuck at work on this beautiful day. Fuck you Tino!


msbelle - May 14, 2009 6:05:45 am PDT #19442 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Tino kept shitty records for this invoicing over the past year and he failed to cancel some things so we are stuck paying for them for another year. FU Tino.

And no thanks for the cloudy rainy day - now I can't go walking at lunch!


Jesse - May 14, 2009 6:07:11 am PDT #19443 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fucking Tino. I swear.


lisah - May 14, 2009 6:08:41 am PDT #19444 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

If Tino makes it rain on us all weekend while we ride I'm going to be PISSED!

ION, not to jinx it but my dog took his pill twice in butter. Thanks for the tip, Lori! And thanks everyone for listening to me complain.

Now, for lunch, do I eat what I brought (lentils and rice that I will have had for 3 days in a row) or go out and find something? Something carby with good proteins.


§ ita § - May 14, 2009 6:10:03 am PDT #19445 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tino's making my head hurt, day #3.


flea - May 14, 2009 6:11:34 am PDT #19446 of 30000
information libertarian

My coworkers think you people are hilarious. As do I, but I knew that already.


Calli - May 14, 2009 6:11:55 am PDT #19447 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I bet Tino's responsible for the allergy attacks at work. Did he forget to change the air filters or mess with my Clariton's efficacy? Does it matter? Fuck you, Tino!