This week has been nothing but thunder and lightning, unexpected sex toys, cleaning up blood stains, and multiple phone calls to gossip rags in London.
My life sounds so much more dashing than it actually is.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 07, 2009 1:14:13 pm PDT #18464 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Connie Neil - May 07, 2009 1:21:04 pm PDT #18465 of 30000
brillig
My life sounds so much more dashing than it actually is
Sounds like a kick-ass episode of CSI--no, Bones. Bones is more likely to deal with the weird shit.
meara - May 07, 2009 1:21:29 pm PDT #18466 of 30000
My life sounds so much more dashing than it actually is.
That does sound remarkably dashing!
...UNEXPECTED sex toys? That sounds either upsetting or painful or terribly wicked.
msbelle - May 07, 2009 1:27:45 pm PDT #18467 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I feel that there is an "it was a dark and stormy night" sentence somewhere in shrift's week, but I can't manage to fit in the london gossip rags.
Ion - date 3 is tomorrow after work. Dinner. It will be on the short side as I have to be home by 8. I narrowed places down to 2 and now must choose.
Barb - May 07, 2009 1:40:05 pm PDT #18468 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Ack, but I'm taahhhhhrrrrrrrd.
Been chaos around here but my dogs are bathed and groomed, the house is sort of clean (cleaner than it was), and agents have been queried.
It's the first time in seven weeks that I sat at my desk and oddly enough, it's my legs that hurt.
Connie Neil - May 07, 2009 1:41:56 pm PDT #18469 of 30000
brillig
...UNEXPECTED sex toys? That sounds either upsetting or painful or terribly wicked.
Indeed. Sex toys are one thing, but when they're unexpected? Did someone open a drawer they shouldn't have? Was it like the Burger King? You open your eyes in the morning, and there he/they are?
shrift - May 07, 2009 1:47:32 pm PDT #18470 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
...UNEXPECTED sex toys? That sounds either upsetting or painful or terribly wicked.
Just as with the toy boat fetish explanation, the reality is much less exciting and exotic than that of what our collective imagination can provide.
Barb - May 07, 2009 1:49:59 pm PDT #18471 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Okay, a sign of how tired I am, that "unexpected sex toys" didn't even make me bat an eyelash.
Sheesh.
Liese S. - May 07, 2009 2:10:08 pm PDT #18472 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I'm still mildly disappointed with the toy boat fetish.
In apropos of nothing news, I've been adding a bunch of email addresses to our company mailing list and I've noticed a disproportionate number of them are portmanteaux. They're 'shipping themselves?
Sophia Brooks - May 07, 2009 2:12:17 pm PDT #18473 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
They are couples with one email address? It actually drives me crazy, but it was pointed out that in the early days of internet access it cost more to have more email addresses.
I am laying (lying?) in wait for my cat-- ready to pounce with the antibiotic dropper.