Joe The Plumber Quitting The GOP: Time Magazine
Oh, Joe, you rascal. Never stop being you!
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - May 07, 2009 7:12:06 am PDT #18374 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
tommyrot - May 07, 2009 7:19:01 am PDT #18375 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Fred Pete - May 07, 2009 7:37:39 am PDT #18376 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Joe the Plumber, also known as Samuel Wurzelbacher, is quitting the GOP.
Eh, I still wouldn't let him anywhere near our cats.
tommyrot - May 07, 2009 7:41:00 am PDT #18377 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anyone ever done a "stop payment" on a check? Is it a big deal to do?
Trudy Booth - May 07, 2009 7:42:19 am PDT #18378 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Just call the bank and tell them. Mine charges $17.
Glamcookie - May 07, 2009 7:42:22 am PDT #18379 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
Gudanov - May 07, 2009 7:44:56 am PDT #18380 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Oh Java classloader issues, how I hate thee.
Calli - May 07, 2009 7:46:26 am PDT #18381 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
For those who don't want government interfering in their lives.
Hee. I really, really need to keep myself from emailing tommyrot's link to my Libertarian nephew, who seems to assume that because his grandmother [on the other side of the family] left him enough money for a great start in life, everyone else will get their college, first car, first few years of health insurance, and first house automatically paid for from family funds. So those people on welfare and unemployment are just, you know, lazy and stuff.
Kathy A - May 07, 2009 7:49:20 am PDT #18382 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Your nephew sounds like Rush Limbaugh, who gave a speech at the Heritage Foundation over the weekend and basically said that, since he's set with his multi-million dollar contract, everyone else impacted by the recession isn't trying hard enough. I'm guessing he's talking about those 20 percent of Clear Channel employees who were laid off to accommodate their shrinking profit margin--I'm sure that margin is down due in part to that multi-million dollar contract.
tommyrot - May 07, 2009 8:08:52 am PDT #18383 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Michelle Obama's Sesame Street PSA: "You're Your Child's Best Role Model" (VIDEO)
The First Lady explains:
"If you want your child to have healthy habits, practice healthy habits, too. Because you're your child's best role model."
Sesame Street is certainly making good use of Michelle Obama's influence; as Elmo himself says:
"Well, if Mrs. Obama wants to exercise, Elmo wants to exercise too! Yay exercise!!"
I was tempted to tag Elmo, but decided not to risk causing heads to explode....