Happy Birthday, Gloomcookie!

I do not want to be awake at this hour, but I am on a teleconference. Luckily, it is a useless training one that I do not need to pay attention to at all (about being a "global employee") so I can play around on the internet instead of actually listening.

Speaking of kids. This morning while I was on the treadmill, Emaryn starting using my computer. I don't know why since hers is still right next to it. I didn't have a good angle to see what she was looking at, but when I got off the treadmill I saw that she was reading b.org. I guess she was trolling through my browser history and b.org was the most interesting thing to look at.

Happy Birthday, Glamcookie!

In addition to being scared of what will happen when my kids learn about 911, I am scared of them reading. Because then they will be able to read what I say about them on the internets. Like this I am typing right now.

Because then they will be able to read what I say about them on the internets.

Yeah, these days it's all about whether your kids will friend you online, but soon it's going to be about whether your mom will friend you...

He did not say anything to them, just froze and gave me the phone, at which point I explained that my son had called and they verified that there was no emergency and hung up. Apparently pretty common amongst kids with quick flare tempers.

That's a better tactic than my former crazy neighbors who hung up and then pretended they weren't home when the cops showed up. Which led to the cops knocking on my door. I got the feeling that this was not their first time showing up at my crazy neighbors.

Yesterday some neighbor called 911 and reported an emergency at our house. The cops showed up and said it was a cell phone that called. We don't have a cell phone. The cop asked if the phone could have called it accidentally, and Hubby reiterated that we don't own a cellphone. Cop was startled, then looked around the neighborhood in annoyance, wondering who was prank calling the cops.

For some reason, the neighbor two doors down dislikes us. He may not realize that our town now has the means to track down 911 calls done from cell phones. Heh.

Not answering your door when the cops come knocking in response to a 911 call is a good way to get it broken in....

Oh, the crazy - it burns it's funny! Joe The Plumber Quitting The GOP: Time Magazine

Stop the presses... (even though we haven't received the press release yet). Time Magazine is reporting - burying rather - the news that Joe the Plumber, also known as Samuel Wurzelbacher, is quitting the GOP. That's big news considering Joe became the new GOP mascot during the McCain campaign and has since advised the party during conferences and in Capitol Hill briefings.

From Time:

Well, more elections. Big Government is never popular in theory, but the disaster aid, school lunches and prescription drugs that make up Big Government have become wildly popular in practice, especially now that so many people are hurting. Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, tells TIME he's so outraged by GOP overspending, he's quitting the party -- and he's the bull's-eye of its target audience. But he also said he wouldn't support any cuts in defense, Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid -- which, along with debt payments, would put more than two-thirds of the budget off limits. It's no coincidence that many Republicans who voted against the stimulus have claimed credit for stimulus projects in their district -- or that Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal stopped ridiculing volcano-monitoring programs after a volcano erupted in Alaska. "We can't be the antigovernment party," Snowe says. "That's not what people want."

mac did, because I am "always mad at him, and I am mean, and I should be ashamed."

It's a better reason than adults who call 911 because their restaurant service is bad.

Poor MsBelle.