Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - May 05, 2009 10:18:15 am PDT #18073 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Unless the episode begins with The King being phasered, with his ashes tossed into a black hole that is then sent to some alternate universe. The rest of the episode would be the Enterprise crew traveling back in time to kill all the advertising executives who would later create The King, thus removing all trace of him in our universe for all time....

I'd watch that episode.

And right now I really, really want a massage. But not from The King because that would not be relaxing.


sarameg - May 05, 2009 10:18:18 am PDT #18074 of 30000

I hate countdown clocks.


msbelle - May 05, 2009 10:18:46 am PDT #18075 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I like the King.


tommyrot - May 05, 2009 10:21:59 am PDT #18076 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd watch that episode.

Here's part of it:

Sulu: Is it ethical to kill the advertising executives?

Spock: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Plus, they're advertising executives! They should have listened to Bill Hicks! I mean, logically and all that....


tommyrot - May 05, 2009 10:23:01 am PDT #18077 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I like the King.

For me, he touches on some primordial, lizard-brain fear of clowns, or something....


Burrell - May 05, 2009 10:26:19 am PDT #18078 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

And go to a Bad, BAD, BAD RPF place? Or is this just me?

Not anymore it isn't.


Steph L. - May 05, 2009 10:32:40 am PDT #18079 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I hate massage, manicures, pedicures, anything that requires a stranger touching me.

I am Glamcookie. (Which is cool, because that means I'm really hot and have awesome shoes.)

I like the King.

The Spongebob Squarepants BK commercial has an extended version (2-3 minutes), which is on YouTube. t edit Here: [link] It's actually really funny, from the standpoint of how well they filked "Baby Got Back."


Trudy Booth - May 05, 2009 10:35:32 am PDT #18080 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Have You Seen This Cat? Look At This Dog!

Those are AWESOME, Tommyrot.


tommyrot - May 05, 2009 10:42:18 am PDT #18081 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, people are saying this is the new internet meme and stuff, so....

Play Her Off, Keyboard Cat!


Jesse - May 05, 2009 10:54:39 am PDT #18082 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

A reasonable round-up of answers to swine flu questions: [link]