Goodness, that IS a cute widdle gun. In the pictures, I particularly like the pink clutchpurse to hold it.
I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!
"BuffyBot" ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - May 05, 2009 6:26:27 am PDT #18019 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Toddson - May 05, 2009 6:29:50 am PDT #18020 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
For tommyrot - two of your interests in one! Car with a squid painted on it.
tommyrot - May 05, 2009 6:33:58 am PDT #18021 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For tommyrot - two of your interests in one! Car with a squid painted on it.
Heh.
I also like "The kitty compels you" donation ad....
Kat - May 05, 2009 6:41:41 am PDT #18022 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The alt text for the xkcd comic cracked me up.
Good morning y'all! We had our first cheer clinic today before tryouts. Seriously? They are letting me be in charge of this?
tommyrot - May 05, 2009 6:43:18 am PDT #18023 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
HydroGlass lets you shower while lying on top of a fish tank
Showering standing up is OK, I guess, if you're poor. But if you're rich, you should be bathing in a way that reflects how much money you have. Such as with the HydroGlass.
The HydroGlass lets you shower lying down on top of a fish tank. Of course! It features seven shower heads pointing down at you as well as a hand-held shower head for your servant to use. It's all placed on top of a fish tank, just for the hell of it. It won't get you any cleaner, but you'll definitely feel superior to all those suckers standing up in their showers.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2009 6:55:59 am PDT #18024 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
OMG, why is a coworker talking to me about her colonoscopy?!?! I wish we were a little bit closer, so I could write back, "TMI."
If she's giving you details about a colonoscopy, she's made you close enough to respond with "TMI."
Trudy Booth - May 05, 2009 6:57:17 am PDT #18025 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
HydroGlass lets you shower while lying on top of a fish tank
sighhh...
That picture just makes me pine for the Russian/Turkish baths which I have been to twice, both with Buffistas. (First Jessica and Elena, then Kristin and Cass).
They only have Women Only hours on a weekday or I would SO be there as soon as this bug is through so I could get scrubbed half to death by Masha. Masha, oh Masha, you darling of the steam.
Scrappy - May 05, 2009 7:04:23 am PDT #18026 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I am jealous, Trudy. I have always wanted to go to a Russian bath. I was going to schedule a massage this week, which always makes me feel rich. Sadly, I just, um, fell off my bike on the way to work and scraped up my knee, elbow and hand something fierce. I tried to brake, look over my shoulder, and turn all at the same time and have learned that multitasking on a bicycle is NOT ON.
Gudanov - May 05, 2009 7:09:41 am PDT #18027 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I try to avoid the HFCS loaded regular coke, but I've got a cold and there something about a regular coke that just feels good on my throat.
Sadly, I just, um, fell off my bike on the way to work and scraped up my knee, elbow and hand something fierce. I tried to brake, look over my shoulder, and turn all at the same time and have learned that multitasking on a bicycle is NOT ON.
That sounds seriously NOT FUN. Sorry you got all scrapped up.
Trudy Booth - May 05, 2009 7:13:00 am PDT #18028 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Scrappy, this place is 110 years old and so not chic. It's awesome. You know how your heels feel after a pedicure? That's what can happen to your whole body.
Sorry to hear about the scrapes, but at least you'll have really cool scabs. (It always makes me feel young when I have great big scabs.)