I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - May 04, 2009 7:39:45 pm PDT #17997 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've always just made cornbread from scratch. Although I now feel that I have been foolish in forgetting the pancetta and rosemary. That sounds good.

My DH is working late and the kids drove me INSANE tonight. I scolded them over no worse than their usual impish behavior. I feel like a failure. Sigh. At least there's wine.

Speaking of whines, my students are driving me a bit batty tonight too. Two students turned in their last papers 2 weeks late--ie, when the final were due--are now emailing me to ask when I'm going to get comments back to them so they can use them for their now-late final portfolios. grrr. Told both, sorry, no comments for you! Turn in whatever you want for the final. Just turn it in.


Ginger - May 04, 2009 7:41:07 pm PDT #17998 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jiffy also uses more white flour than cornmeal, as opposed to my grandmother's recipe that uses a tablespoon of flour to a cup of cornmeal. She used a teaspoon of sugar, but a lot of people don't use any.

Martha White's mixes use vegetable shortening. Glory Food's mix is good and appears to also use vegetable shortening. Cornbread is so easy that I usually only use mixes if I'm making one of the doctored cornbreads with added stuff like corn and cheese.


Cashmere - May 04, 2009 7:59:31 pm PDT #17999 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

xkcd is full of Firefly recently.


ChiKat - May 04, 2009 8:01:29 pm PDT #18000 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I use 1 1/4 C of cornmeal, 3/4 C of flour, no sugar, 2 t baking powder, 1 C milk, 1/4 C veg oil, 1 egg. I occassionally like to add corn (esp. the canned mexicorn mix).

Jiffy mix is corn muffins to me which is an altogether different critter from cornbread.


Burrell - May 04, 2009 8:23:04 pm PDT #18001 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ha! that is too funny, Cash.


§ ita § - May 04, 2009 8:24:15 pm PDT #18002 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

xkcd is full of Firefly recently.

I can hear that in perfect Fillion-voice, since I'm in the middle of an episode of Castle. Too funny.

I should make cornmeal. I'm having a light craving.


Burrell - May 04, 2009 8:31:02 pm PDT #18003 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You make your own cornmeal? That's hard core.


§ ita § - May 04, 2009 9:45:47 pm PDT #18004 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

BREAD.

I was thinking I had no cornmeal, so I typed cornmeal.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 05, 2009 3:19:52 am PDT #18005 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Mmmm. Corn bread. Very hard to get hold of over here. I miss it. Also corn muffins.


tommyrot - May 05, 2009 4:19:48 am PDT #18006 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just in case you've got nothing better to do than read about why Obama is the Antichrist: [link]

Here's some evidence:

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Yeah, calling his "car" (actually, an SUV) "the beast" has nothing to do with its size, weight, armor, etc.

OK, and this is the best logical argument ever found on the Internets:

Why is it That... in 2008 were there over 3 million searches on the keywords "Obama Antichrist" and "Obama Messiah"?.......Does Barack Obama have an apocalyptic role given the global financial circumstances in which he has risen to power. Is he a man divinely appointed or an agent of the New World Order objective?

It's true because people googled it!