I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 04, 2009 9:42:52 am PDT #17920 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Captain and Mrs. Hook's LP of music for Christian pirate children

This album is chock-full of piping childen’s voices singing about being Christian pirates and long-winded sermons about not spending all your money at the proverbial circus and missing the train to Heavenville and such. The best part is a surly puppet sidekick "Sharkey" who likes to refer to the good Cap’n as “fatso” and is guilty of the eighth and ninth deadly sins of interrupting and backtalking.


Connie Neil - May 04, 2009 9:53:17 am PDT #17921 of 30000
brillig

I remember gnawing on Milk Bones. They were oddly tasty to a child. I caught myself licking my finger after opening a can of cat food last night. It was weirdly bitter, but not too bad.


§ ita § - May 04, 2009 10:06:04 am PDT #17922 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would never have eaten pet food as a kid because our pets wouldn't touch the stuff. Leftovers served still warm mixed into cornmeal porridge or nothing, the picky little critters.


Barb - May 04, 2009 10:10:31 am PDT #17923 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I had bad cramps last week, and Hubby gave me one of his Lortabs.

See, they gave me Lortab post-surgery and while it was great for the pain, it didn't make me all that sleepy, which was surprising, given that I am the World's Biggest Lightweight.


-t - May 04, 2009 10:15:13 am PDT #17924 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's my understanding that, with opiates, more pain = less side effects like sleepiness. Thus the theory that if someone has overdosed one might improve his situation by breaking his arm.


Connie Neil - May 04, 2009 10:20:20 am PDT #17925 of 30000
brillig

It's my understanding that, with opiates, more pain = less side effects like sleepiness

Crap. When Hubby takes one, he become alert and normal. I don't like what that's saying about his pain levels.


-t - May 04, 2009 10:27:34 am PDT #17926 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

There are other factors, especially if he has to take it regularly, of course. Bottom line, if it's helping him manage the pain, that's better than having all that pain with no relief.

Small comfort, I guess.


Jessica - May 04, 2009 10:28:30 am PDT #17927 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Food Network Magazine lists 50 best burgers in the country.

I would have to agree with their choice of Burger Joint for NY.

[Though as the SE commenters point out, it's a very urban-centric list. There may well be a better burger in a dive bar upstate that I know nothing about.]


Kathy A - May 04, 2009 10:30:04 am PDT #17928 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Kuma's Corner in Chicago has been getting a lot of buzz lately--it's nice to see it on that list. (And the burger's name is relative, too: the Slayer!)


Jesse - May 04, 2009 10:35:19 am PDT #17929 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have yet to go to Burger Joint, and now I guess I should wait six months...