Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - May 04, 2009 6:26:08 am PDT #17869 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, BT, dude, you made a person!


tommyrot - May 04, 2009 6:26:36 am PDT #17870 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. Plus it has hair, so its mammalianosity is confirmed....


tommyrot - May 04, 2009 6:32:59 am PDT #17871 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If You Say So

Liberace in an ad for Blatz....

Also: We Swear By It!

An ad for a men's beauty product. With one of the best slogan in the history of advertising: "A man's cream for a man's face."

Some other posts at Fabulon NSFW....


sarameg - May 04, 2009 6:48:18 am PDT #17872 of 30000

bt, those are wonderful! He's adorable.


Kat - May 04, 2009 6:54:21 am PDT #17873 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

bt, he's simply perfect!

Was that in Baby Mama? for some reason my head is trying to put it in another movie. Either way, should be required viewing for new and prospective parents.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! This is especially funny to me (not having seen the movie) because we had a chocolate or poop incident. K had left a candy bar in her shorts and it was a MESS and she accused me washing her shorts with the babies diaper because she was sure that the chocolate mess was really poo. Sigh. Ok. Maybe only funny to me.

We've also decided that prospective parents should be required to test drive a 2-year-old for 2-3 months, which might have the net result of lowering birthrates. But you could outsource your pesky two year old to someone else while they are at the height of their peskiness, which seems like a win.


Kat - May 04, 2009 6:59:14 am PDT #17874 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

They've caught the Hipster Grifter!


tommyrot - May 04, 2009 6:59:41 am PDT #17875 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!


Kat - May 04, 2009 7:02:19 am PDT #17876 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

And, I kinda want to make the free foldable of her. WTF is wrong with me?


Frankenbuddha - May 04, 2009 7:13:27 am PDT #17877 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

An ad for a men's beauty product. With one of the best slogan in the history of advertising: "A man's cream for a man's face."

Oh, as usual, dear.


Lee - May 04, 2009 7:20:11 am PDT #17878 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ryan is adorable, Billytea. (not that this is news to you, but now we all have photographic proof).