If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 01, 2009 8:24:11 am PDT #17642 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. Time to post some creationism crazy:

The spread of the so-called 'swine flu' demonstrates yet again how useless and sometimes deadly a mutation can be. Furthermore, as the infection spreads around the world, the search for an antidote is desperately sought, but the very fact that the virus is seen as something to be opposed actually supports the Biblical view of this world. It is always good and right to oppose sickness, but in evolutionary terms, why don't humans simply resign themselves to it and allow the strong to survive? The evolutionary point of view would say the virus has a 'right' to live, so 'good luck' to it!

From PZ: A little study in contrasts

eta: This is the guy's solution to the Swine Flu:

The great hope for this fallen, diseased, weatherworn world, is the return of Christ, who has promised to bring restoration, everlasting health and peace to all people.


Connie Neil - May 01, 2009 8:28:48 am PDT #17643 of 30000
brillig

I have a micro-manager for a supervisor. I took PTO this past Wednesday and left a message for him, wherein I said, "I'll see you tomorrow." A few hours later, he calls to find out if I'm going to be in the next day. Asshat, I told you so in my message! I know you're just giving me the passive-aggressive "I know you're taking time off and I'm watching you" thing! He's such a local Utah boy, with no clue how to use authority like a grown-up and utterly unable to cope with an older female who doesn't subscribe to the patriarchal world view.

He actually asked me why I have to take a bathroom break in the middle of the morning every day (OK, I'll take a long bathroom break, because that's the only break I get in the morning), and why can't I go before I start work. The first few times I told him that I had to go--which I did. The last time I gave him a five-minute lecture on the middle-aged female bladder and offering to go with him to the head of our HR department, who is a woman a little older than I am, to find out if my middle-aged female bladder was an anomoly. I tacked on a brief mention of the menstrual cycle and how all gastric bets are off at that time, and if he wants to explain why I need a new chair and am going home to change clothes, he's more than welcome to insist that I don't take a bathroom break when I need it.

None of which advanced the cause of women in the workplace, but god, the colors his face turned.


Gudanov - May 01, 2009 8:40:44 am PDT #17644 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Listening to Flight of the Valkyries, O Fortuna, and Ode to Joy in sequence has failed to make things more exciting. Now I just want to go home and do something dramatic.


lisah - May 01, 2009 8:46:36 am PDT #17645 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

hey, natterers, do you think of a "cracker" being used to as a perjorative to describe a poor, white person or a rich, land-owning white person?


msbelle - May 01, 2009 8:48:35 am PDT #17646 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

poor


tommyrot - May 01, 2009 8:48:54 am PDT #17647 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've always thought "poor".

Mmmm... crackers. I must get some. And herring. And brie. (But not herring and brie at the same time. That would be wrong.)


Dana - May 01, 2009 8:49:04 am PDT #17648 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Poor.


Jesse - May 01, 2009 8:52:07 am PDT #17649 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Poor.

I just got all excited for a minute, because Ellen (on yesterday's show) is giving money to a Stephanie in Cincinnati, but it not Our Steph. The "anie" should have been my first clue.


Lee - May 01, 2009 8:52:13 am PDT #17650 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor


amych - May 01, 2009 8:52:26 am PDT #17651 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Poor. Traditionally, crackers are to the lowland south (South Georgia, Northern Florida, etc.) as hillbillies are to Appalachia.