Kanamara Matsuri, The Annual Penis Festival in Kawasaki, Japan
NSFW, due to photos of giant NSFW sculptures.
Kanamara Matsuri is a Shinto Festival of the Steel Phallus that takes place each Spring in Kawasaki, Japan. The origins of this festival stem from an innkeepers daughter who had the misfortune of having a demon with sharp teeth fall in love with her. As demons are wont to do, the little bastard decided to take up residency in her vagina, and then wield his sharp teeth against the innkeeper’s daughter’s male companions. Enter Hero Blacksmith who crafted a fine steel phallus, which broke the poor demon’s teeth.
ita, I sent you some Adrian Lester pics, but I want to look for better ones.
William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner!
Shatnerquake is a novel by Jeff Burk. Here’s the premise:
It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.
This is so Shatnerific that I’m having a screaming Shatnergasm right now.
We need a good BINAO for Perkins, I think.
The closest I can come to something really hard would be fic characters. Hmmm.
god, I need to get a wardrobe or something for towels and stuff. And racks for the basement for all the crap. I'm at a loss and frustrated and AHRG.
Amy and Plei have been trying to BINAO me, and now I am curious on what other people come up with.
Congrats bt on the wee tea's arrival! Ohhh, he's gonna be cute!
Okay, I find it funny that no one has taken on Plei's femme grotesque challenge. Clearly death may not be an option, but ignoring is perfectly acceptable.
I had two rum and ginger beers this eve. That may have been one too many. I kinda want to go to bed now.
Okay, I find it funny that no one has taken on Plei's femme grotesque challenge. Clearly death may not be an option, but ignoring is perfectly acceptable.
So what if you're a guy and you know you couldn't get it up for any of them?
Also, I think Ann Coulter is really the Other Mother from
Coraline....