I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jan 07, 2009 4:14:34 pm PST #17 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

whoo hoo ! who brought the scotch?


quester - Jan 07, 2009 4:15:15 pm PST #18 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Yay unemployment! I've never been in on and end and beginning of threads before! It makes losing my job so worth it!


Kat - Jan 07, 2009 4:18:14 pm PST #19 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I miss puppycam too. Very much.


Polgara - Jan 07, 2009 4:22:00 pm PST #20 of 30000
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

I like the new Natter name.


Pix - Jan 07, 2009 4:25:09 pm PST #21 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Love the new thread title!


Amy - Jan 07, 2009 4:25:29 pm PST #22 of 30000
Because books.

Just thinking about puppycam makes me sad. Although I bet the pups' new humans are very happy.

Damn them.


lori - Jan 07, 2009 4:25:31 pm PST #23 of 30000

How about Noahcam?


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2009 4:26:52 pm PST #24 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Not Always Right - Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

(A man walks up to our hot case with his wife and two little girls.)

Me: “Hi! How may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi - we wanted to get some chicken strips.”

(As I am taking his order, I notice his daughters licking the hot case glass.)

Me: “Excuse me sir, but your daughters are licking the glass.”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “Well…aside from the fact that the glass is hot, we cleaned it this morning with a chemical cleaner to wash off a layer of grease build-up.”

Customer: “So?”

Me: “The chemical we used is a known carcinogen. I might suggest that you stop your daughters from ingesting it.”

Customer: “Look, lady. You’ve obviously never been a parent. When you have kids, you’ll learn that it’s MUCH easier to just let your kids do whatever they want.”


Lee - Jan 07, 2009 4:30:34 pm PST #25 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Nice title!


Jesse - Jan 07, 2009 4:33:20 pm PST #26 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hello, new Natter!!

I always assumed I would use names that are the same in French and English. For girls it's easy, for boys, not so much.

I knew someone who was looking for a name that worked in English and Spanish, and she was considering Michaela for a girl. Except she doesn't like "muh-KAY-la," only "mee-ka-e-la." I was like, dude. That will NEVER work in English. Luckily, she had a boy named Camilo, which works well enough in English.