Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Apr 27, 2009 7:52:23 am PDT #16932 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Funny you should mention. I'm finding that I have some trouble taking this panic seriously because I associate the phrase "Swine Flu" almost entirely with the Ford administration.

It reminds me of my mom, and Pigs in Space.


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2009 7:54:55 am PDT #16933 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

CLEARLY the swine flu pandemic is a Socialist plot to trick us into accepting universal healthcare.

I don't know how I didn't see it before. Four years of Obama and we'll be Sweden. Could be worse for us men folk, but women folk are going to have to learn to be blonder and taller.


Kathy A - Apr 27, 2009 7:56:10 am PDT #16934 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm waiting with bated breath to find out precisely how this is Obama's fault.

Actually, there is an interesting political connection. During the debate over the stimulus package, Susan Collins and Arlen Specter got $900 million for pandemic flue preparations dropped from the final bill. It was part of the whole "laughing over silly-sounding programs" that ended up biting Jindal in the butt when Mt. Redoubt blew.


Sue - Apr 27, 2009 7:59:33 am PDT #16935 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Oh...maybe the swine flu jokes were on Veternarian's Hospital?


tommyrot - Apr 27, 2009 8:00:30 am PDT #16936 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

xkcd takes on the swine flu panic on twitter: [link]

I love the Questionable Content reference....


Theodosia - Apr 27, 2009 8:04:56 am PDT #16937 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gudanov, The Daily Show had a two-part series with Wyatt Cenac in Sweden investigating just that!


Gudanov - Apr 27, 2009 8:07:10 am PDT #16938 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I have stopped watching TDS because I've been too busy with other things. I'll have to catch that on video, it sounds good.


bon bon - Apr 27, 2009 8:22:23 am PDT #16939 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

for me it is hand sanitizers. most of them are alcohol based. Which drys my hands. and cause cracks , where germs can get in....

I've been using hand sanitizers three times a day -- I have one from Rite-Aid with little shea beads in it, and it surprisingly works well to keep hands from drying out.


msbelle - Apr 27, 2009 8:22:33 am PDT #16940 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

geez, like Mexico needs anything else - earthquake just hit.


DavidS - Apr 27, 2009 8:26:26 am PDT #16941 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Go Emaryn! Three goals out of six would earn her Emmett's highest commendation: "Emaryn is beast mode!"

Sample conversation:

Emmett: "Kitara is beast mode. Who do you think is most beast mode on Avatar? I think it's Iroh."
Me: "Iroh is definitely beast mode. You almost overlook him because he's the title character but Aang is pretty beast mode."
Emmett: I think Roku's second after Iroh. What do you think?"
Me: "Hmmm. Probably Toph. After all she did invent metal bending."
Emmett: "Yeah. Toph is totally beast mode."

What's the song most likely to make you burst in tears.

When I first separated from EM I made several mix tapes of saddest songs designed entirely to pull tears out of the well. Lots of incredibly sad songs there, including Mary Black's heartbreaking version of the anti-war "My Youngest Son Came Home Today" and Alison Krause's "Jesus Help Me To Stand."

But I think the cryingest song for me had nothing to do with romantic heartbreak, but "Scarborough Settler's Lament" by the late great Canadian folk singer Stan Rogers (one of the prettiest male voices I've ever hard. A burnished baritone.) The song's about a Scotsman in Canada missing the home country, knowing he'll never see it again. And it's so detailed and novelistic in its conjuring of memory, and the melody is so yearning and Rogers' voice and performance are so gorgeous and sad that it always cracks me open.

This isn't Stan Rogers, but this guy does a great version.