Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 22, 2009 7:33:54 am PDT #16355 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Downtown NYCistas can get free ice cream today:

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Trudy Booth - Apr 22, 2009 7:36:36 am PDT #16356 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

how do you date with 3 kids?!?!?

Make the funny one your wingman?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 22, 2009 7:37:36 am PDT #16357 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Dear lunch place: the label promised me hummus *and* baba ganoush with my falafel salad thing. I have only hummus! FAIL. However, the falafel is yummy so that has tempered my rage somewhat.

partial love, Nora


Jesse - Apr 22, 2009 7:38:04 am PDT #16358 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Pictures like this one are the reason I'll never get free ice cream in NYC.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2009 7:48:33 am PDT #16359 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pictures like this one are the reason I'll never get free ice cream in NYC.

Matilda and I braved the line for a free ice cream cone yesterday. The line was down the block but turned over very quickly. We probably only waited 20 minutes and it was a fine, sunny day and everybody was in a festive, free-ice-cream mood.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 22, 2009 7:48:43 am PDT #16360 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ps: your "fresh pita" is NSM with the freshness.


Kathy A - Apr 22, 2009 7:57:05 am PDT #16361 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Now I want to go to Pita Inn for some chicken shwarma, pita and hummus (pitas made daily on the premises), and baklava (also made on site).


sarameg - Apr 22, 2009 8:00:24 am PDT #16362 of 30000

Whereashere, someone heated up something that smells like warm pee and it is gross.


tommyrot - Apr 22, 2009 8:06:40 am PDT #16363 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Worst Logo Ever?

Via Afrojacks, One imagines that this 1973 design for the Catholic Church's Archdiocesan Youth Commission would not make the cut today. And, yes, it's after the jump for reasons that are self-evident.


Kathy A - Apr 22, 2009 8:22:37 am PDT #16364 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Anyone looking for ideas for a new cat toy?