PZ likes to share mail from his crank file from time to time. This one... speaks for itself:

I get email

Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson “actress” actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career, surname Galabekian, because of adoption happened in 1992. Clones was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more, those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett Galabekian family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorize personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!

Her close friend Serge G.

P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.

Crazy? Fake? Both?

I'm gonna go with "crazy" because of the Scarlett Johansson obsession....

In I am a dim-wit news - started feeling dizzy and nauseated about half an hour ago. Have gone to lay down twice and try sipping down some water. Realized that I did not eat dinner last night and have only had a few nibbles of a scone this morning, BUT have had 1.5 large coffees and I had a juice with psyllium husks this morning. I am pretty sure that all that combo is not so great. Am now finishing the scone, having more water and making plans for some more food, maybe a banana - nothing substantial sounds good, but I am pretty sure I need food.

I like '80s music! Or at least, most of it, namely the New Wave stuff. Midnight Oil, INXS, REM (their college radio years), the Communards, the Cure, Depeche Mode--all good stuff!

So you're saying you weren't listening to Husker Du and The Replacements and X in high school?

Apparently not.

It's not so much that all 80s music is bad, it's that some of the stuff I listened to was.

I just had a coworker ask what I was working on and I didn't know if I could tell him or not. I evaded. It's like working at a big company.

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just when I thought the internet couldn't hold more crazy

Imagine if we could harness this energy for GOOD.

Oh, amych, you're so cute.

The internet has a boundless capacity for crazy because HUMANITY is endlessly diverse and amusing and insane.

I have movers. And an employee discount. Whew.

YAY!

I have eaten almost the whole scone now and I have a banana and saltines to move on to next. Starting to feel less woozy (not to be confused with wooly).