Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Apr 20, 2009 3:49:50 am PDT #15948 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Ugh. Couldn't sleep. Feel oogey. Called in sick, now feel crappy about that, too. Which is ridic.


msbelle - Apr 20, 2009 4:13:42 am PDT #15949 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was wishing to call in sleepy and/or annoyed by the weather, but now I am glad I didn't. The boss is out and so it will be a quiet day where I should be able to crank through some work while also getting through the internets.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2009 4:16:41 am PDT #15950 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was tempted to call in "Sick, unless there's a problem with the server upgrade we did for our client on Saturday, in which case I'll come in," but that was just too complicated.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2009 4:20:55 am PDT #15951 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I forgot to turn on my alarm clock, so slept an extra 1.5 hours. Oops. I did consider just calling out, but sucked it up.


Sparky1 - Apr 20, 2009 4:22:09 am PDT #15952 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

My DH called in to say he was going to work from home today, and I was jealous of his ability to do so. But the big boss is out, so I need to be here. I'm hoping to get the annual reviews done -- I hate these since the forms require me to answer questions that don't quite work for what we do (or probably what anyone on campus does).


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2009 4:29:05 am PDT #15953 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had the most bizarre dream last night. I dreamed that the Cubs had gotten to the World Series... and that I had been selected to pitch the first game for the Cubs.

Talk about absurd premises for a dream....

So I spent hours (in my dream) practicing my pitching, as the game was the next day. Which initially sucked mightily, but by the end of the dream at least I could get it through the strike zone on most pitches. Of course, I wasn't practicing against actual batters, so who knows how many hits the opposing team could have gotten off me.

The dream ended before the game began, although I did go talk to my parents in the stands before the game began.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 20, 2009 4:35:00 am PDT #15954 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I had bunches of bizarre dreams last night. Kept waking up every two hours, but managed to get back to sleep each time - each time another bizarre dream. It felt like I'd been working out in my sleep when I finally got up, though. Lots of aching and popping joints when I got up. What's up with that? Glad I took today as a vacation day (hate going into Boston on Marathon Monday) - I would have been moving very slowly at my usual time.


Tom Scola - Apr 20, 2009 4:36:55 am PDT #15955 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS

You would probably do better than Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang, tommyrot. His ERA is 34.50 this season.


Theodosia - Apr 20, 2009 4:56:47 am PDT #15956 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I got a call last night to screen for an internship-with-stipend for an entry-level Java developer job. They'll probably be calling me in for an interview this week.

Which is hurrah-city, except that the stipend is $525/mo, the commitment is 6 months (and they hire you at that point if they like you) and it's in Raynham, which is a 45 minute commute if the traffic is willing.

The phone screener said they've received 350 applications so far.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2009 4:58:06 am PDT #15957 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The phone screener said they've received 350 applications so far.

Jee-zus.