I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 13, 2009 7:24:29 am PDT #14996 of 30000
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Happy Birthday, Lillian!

I do not understand how I can still be drowsy after 10 1/2 hours of sleep on top of a nap yesterday afternoon.


SailAweigh - Apr 13, 2009 7:25:51 am PDT #14997 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

She posted on LJ: [link]


Dana - Apr 13, 2009 7:28:29 am PDT #14998 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

She's also been posting in Bitches. She's fine.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2009 7:32:14 am PDT #14999 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I heard a reporter on NPR the other day saying you could totally live in Bangkok with no impact of any of the brouhaha.


Gudanov - Apr 13, 2009 7:43:56 am PDT #15000 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Happy Birthday, Lillian!

She is such a cutie.


bon bon - Apr 13, 2009 7:45:57 am PDT #15001 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, it's not a place where violence is an undercurrent.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2009 7:46:00 am PDT #15002 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. Gud's post is halfway to 30,000.

30,000 is the new 10,000, right? So 15,000 is the new 5,000.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2009 7:56:32 am PDT #15003 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday to the Squeak! As bon notes, she'd easily lap the other contestants of American's Next Top Lemur Model.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 13, 2009 8:16:22 am PDT #15004 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Lillian! She is seriously cute!


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2009 8:18:09 am PDT #15005 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cubs Opening Day: Goat Head Found Hanging Outside Wrigley Field

CHICAGO - As if the rain and cold weather threatening the Chicago Cubs' home opener against the Colorado Rockies weren't enough, there's another goat involved _ a dead one this time.

Chicago police say they found the severed head of a goat outside Wrigley Field early Monday morning, about 12 hours before the scheduled game.

Officers said they were treating the incident as a prank, since the same thing happened last year.

Goat and sheep's heads are available at a number of ethnic butcher shops in Chicago.

The goats' heads are presumably a reference to the alleged "goat curse" placed on the Cubs in 1945 by tavern owner William Sianis after authorities would not allow him to bring his pet goat into Wrigley Field for a World Series game.