The adventures of Tom Thumb: The tiny puppy set to be the world's smallest dog
He is a third of the size of an average guinea pig, and weighs in at just a few ounces - but this tiny puppy could be a big deal when it comes to world records.
The miniscule chihuahua-Jack Russell cross - appropriately named Tom Thumb by its owners - is a serious contender for the title of being the smallest dog on the planet.
Pocket Puppy!
I bet some Zionist conspiracy nuts' heads are exploding today.
Especially if they are also the "secret Muslim" conspiracy nuts.
Anti-procrastination manifesto.
That makes my head hurt. I am so stressed right now, between work, moving, and planning with my sister, I am ready to explode.
I think I will be very happy to reach the end of April.
I think if I were a snack company I would have a trail mix called "Zionist Conspiracy Nuts" and another called "Secret Muslim Conspiracy Nuts."
There would really be no limit to the number of products that could be in your Nut line.
You could use those nuts in the "Right-Wing Fruitcake."
Gud! Quick, give yourself a tagline!
Just cuz....
Okay, now all we need is some start-up money and we could fund the purchase of Buffista Island with this!
Gud! Quick, give yourself a tagline!
I guess I don't have a tagline. I'll have to find a good quote sometime from some great font of wisdom like Bucky Katt or George Bush.
I really really would like someone to make and sell Wing-Nut Fruitcakes. Make it equal opportunity.