You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2009 12:01:57 pm PDT #14280 of 30000
brillig

First came suicide by cop, now suicide by Air Force.

[link]

A man suspected of stealing a plane in Canada and flying erratically across three states was trying to commit suicide, hoping he would be shot down by military fighter planes, a state trooper said Tuesday.


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2009 12:35:05 pm PDT #14281 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn. I'm in a meeting for 80 minutes, and only two posts?


Sue - Apr 07, 2009 1:00:32 pm PDT #14282 of 30000
hip deep in pie

The version of Connie's story that I read pointed out that he was caught in a local convenience store:

Staff identified him as an outsider when he asked to use a "washroom" instead of a "bathroom."


sarameg - Apr 07, 2009 1:18:09 pm PDT #14283 of 30000

I think my anxiety levels are going through the roof. I'm hoping it is just I am hungry. To counteract it, I pulled the trigger on insurance picks. I should tackle the spare closet but that right now makes me freak out more. So dinner and email and just breathe.

And I still have no idea where I put the other spare bracket.


Amy - Apr 07, 2009 1:18:12 pm PDT #14284 of 30000
Because books.

Interrupting to thank everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday.

It's really terribly sad that every day doesn't involve going to movies, getting gifts, having cake, and people catering to my every whim. I think I definitely a princess in another life.


Barb - Apr 07, 2009 2:02:28 pm PDT #14285 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Can you feel a pea underneath the mattress?


Amy - Apr 07, 2009 2:07:47 pm PDT #14286 of 30000
Because books.

Can you feel a pea underneath the mattress?

Of course! I am a delicate flower. Just ask my bruised shins.


sarameg - Apr 07, 2009 2:07:56 pm PDT #14287 of 30000

Hee.

Packed 2 boxes of shoes. That still leaves 8 pairs. Threw out 5. Packed roomba in original box. Insurance is talking to mortgage. Put contents of printer drawer (cables everywhere) into a small box. Still feel like barfing.


Sheryl - Apr 07, 2009 2:33:29 pm PDT #14288 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Got back last night. The con was fun, and I'm tired.


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2009 2:59:04 pm PDT #14289 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pat Schrodinger's Kitty and other baby stuff for science nerds

Tiffany Ard creates "artwork and nursery decor for serious science nerds." Seen above is a spread from her book Pat Schrodinger's Kitty. From the description:

Here are Paul Dirac and Enrico Fermi. They can do lots of things. You can do lots of things too! This parody of the children's classic Pat the Bunny is perfect for the babies in your life who are interested in physics.